Pino Shield

A type of armor used to protect the balls and weiner from direct skin to skin contact with a Pino whore and/or ladyboy. A typical shield would consist of a t shirt tucked into ones underwear.

Holy shit! Let’s get the fuck out of here! That ladyboy just tried to get ahold of my balls, good thing I had my Pino shield on.

by PinoPete May 19, 2018

pinkydollreal

gang gang, gang gang, yes yes yes, balloon pop pop pop, rose smells so good

pinkydollreal

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut July 28, 2023

Rusty Pinocchio

when some one stands over a person who is passed out or sleeping , and proceed to hover over them while tickling the nose with their butt hair and/or asshole.

I went to this hotel party and this drunk girl was passed out so i decided to give her a Rusty Pinocchio while everyone watched and laughed.

by FRISCOSHAKAB*TCH May 19, 2010

smartphone pinky

when your pinky gets permanently deformed and painful from supporting the weight of your heavy ass smartphone

John D.: damn bro, your pinky's all crooked!

Jane D.: i know man, it hurts too, i got that smartphone pinky....

John D.: sounds like a personal problem!

by NoLooseNuts October 23, 2013

infinite pinocchio theorem

A method of abusing Pinocchio's omniscient powers to obtain the secrets of the universe.

Do Aliens exist? Let's just use infinite pinocchio theorem theorem!

by burtmack December 24, 2021

The Pinocchio

The Pinocchio- You must first place your balls over the victims eyes like you would for the arabian goggles. The next part is crucial and the most difficult you must get and erection and put it over the recipients nose giving the allusion that his nose is long and hard.

Tom-"Did you see that picture? my nose looks quite long when I sleep on my badk"

Nick-"That wasn't your nose you idiot you that was my erection, I gave you The Pinocchio.

by uptown girl April 23, 2009

Augusto Pinochet

A brutal dictator who held absolute power in Chile for nearly 17 dark, violent, unforgettable years.

When I visited Santiago, I could still sense Augusto Pinochet looming over the city.

by Cotapos June 24, 2007