When you take a person's flesh between any two of your fingers and squeeze for at least one nanosecond.
by Soytugitana March 08, 2011
by Shay69 November 15, 2011
After a night of indulging in cocaine, you're typically left with a pinch dick. This is essentially when your penis retreats into your stomach like a turtle head due to lack of blood flow.
Lance was dead set on making tonight a special night with his new girlfriend, unfortunately, his pinch dick would not allow any type of satisfactory performance.
by Scroteinagreencoat October 25, 2016
by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2015
A sexual act involving of the male inserting his testicles into an anus and letting it close on his testicles.
Guy "Dude how was last night?"
Dude"Not good my girl/boyfriend forced me to use the pinch machine."
Guy "Ouch."
Dude"Not good my girl/boyfriend forced me to use the pinch machine."
Guy "Ouch."
by Rally Cry November 04, 2010
by JenJen278448 August 27, 2019
A person seemingly blessed with an unbounded amount of good luck.
A blended term making use of two popular idioms:
pinch a loaf meaning to take a shit, and the popular belief that Horseshoes are symbolic of good luck.
A blended term making use of two popular idioms:
pinch a loaf meaning to take a shit, and the popular belief that Horseshoes are symbolic of good luck.
"The moment he set foot on the field, Alabama's returning star Quarterback was pinching horseshoes the rest of the season."
I don't know how she won! The girl must be pinching horseshoes or something."
I don't know how she won! The girl must be pinching horseshoes or something."
by Annastacia June 27, 2009