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Python Scroggs

A person, usually a female, with an extreme aptitude for performing the act of felatio. The two part word derives from the surname Scroggs, reminiscent of the south Louisiana woman for whom the term originated, and the word python, used to compare the felatio-artist's jaw with that of a python, implying a prodigious ability to become unhinged for the purpose of taking more penis into the mouth.
Yeah, my mother is python scroggs, and yes, she gives incredible head.
by FranklinScroggs March 12, 2009
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phytosexual

Saw a phytosexual at the greenhouse. She was getting freaky with flowers.
by Myco_melfie_cutie January 19, 2018
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Pythagorean Theorem

THE MOST AWESOME THEOREM EVER CREATED!
Pythagorean Theorem: a squared plus b squared = c squared
by explodingcan March 20, 2009
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carpet python

1. an Australia breed of python native to the Queensland region having markings which resemble an Oriental carpet

2. The male member sliding into an unshaven vagina
1. I have a jungle carpet python in a 50 galon aquarium

2. Her pussy was really hairy, but I gave her the carpet python anyway
by djslut September 20, 2005
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Phathutshedzo

Unique and ambitious man who looks very handsome and Who is hard to find and worth more than what is imaginable.
Well you’ve become like phathutshedzo, imagine.
by BlahphaV March 16, 2020
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monty python and the holy grail

A really funny movie "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"

and "What is the flight rate of an unladen swallow" as well as the de-limbed black knight are some of the better parts. You should totally watch it, it's good. I'm surprised nobody else has put up a definition of it, go PSC class of 2015
Hey, have you seen monty python and the holy grail?

No,
Well, aren't you grumpy
No, i'm not grumpy
Have you had your applesauce yet

...no
by wheresmyapplesauce November 17, 2015
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Phtholognyrrh

A name commonly used among ex-soviets yearning to go back to the Mother Land.

Phtholognyrrh - Take the phth from phthisic for the T, olo from colonel for the ur, the gn from gnat for the n, and yrrh from myrrh for the er. That's Turner.
*man wearing an ushanka walks by two *

"He is, like, SUCH a phtholognyrrh. It's like, not even funny!"

"Like, omigod! I was, like, just thinking the same, like, thing!"

"both Coooool..."
by Ghoti Phtholognyrrh December 3, 2003
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