1. The time of the month when a man acts moody and generally pissed off for no apparent reason.
2. A period of moodiness for men similar to that associated with the female menstrual period which often corresponds to his wife or girlfriend's menstrual period.
2. A period of moodiness for men similar to that associated with the female menstrual period which often corresponds to his wife or girlfriend's menstrual period.
1. Joe: "Hey Bob!"
Bob:"Screw you!"
Joe: "What's his problem?"
Andy: "Oh hes probly just on his manstrual period."
Joe: "Oh, it's that time of the month."
2. Boss: "I needed those projects done yesterday!"
Worker: "Whoa what's his problem?"
Co-Worker: "His wife's having her period."
Worker: "Oh, so he's having his manstrual period."
Bob:"Screw you!"
Joe: "What's his problem?"
Andy: "Oh hes probly just on his manstrual period."
Joe: "Oh, it's that time of the month."
2. Boss: "I needed those projects done yesterday!"
Worker: "Whoa what's his problem?"
Co-Worker: "His wife's having her period."
Worker: "Oh, so he's having his manstrual period."
by Badtouchr December 9, 2009
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Jessica: Rachel ugh I feel like I’m getting a Phantom period again. I feel it dripping but I’m not even on my period! I don’t get it for another two weeks.
Rachel: Ugh! I know right, it always makes me stressed out that I got my period too early!
Rachel: Ugh! I know right, it always makes me stressed out that I got my period too early!
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Get the Phantom Period mug.After shitting, you wipe too forcefully and accidentally rip the skin around your asshole, thus causing it to bleed
ebinpebis: dude my ass hurts
xxxtouhousakuyaxxx: why the fuck would you tell me that you sick fuck
ebinpebis: bcuz it is bleeding
xxxtouhousakuyaxxx: why
ebinpebis: i think i ripped the skin while wiping my ass
Carson has left this conversation
xxxtouhousakuyaxxx: so you have a boy period
ebinpebis: a what
xxxtouhousakuyaxxx: why the fuck would you tell me that you sick fuck
ebinpebis: bcuz it is bleeding
xxxtouhousakuyaxxx: why
ebinpebis: i think i ripped the skin while wiping my ass
Carson has left this conversation
xxxtouhousakuyaxxx: so you have a boy period
ebinpebis: a what
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by live December 6, 2006
Get the life beyond performance mug.- I sent her a text message over three hours ago! I don’t know if she’s ignoring me or if she just has a long textual refractory period.
- During his textual refractory period, a male is temporarily uninterested in further texting.
- Unlike men, most women do not experience a textual refractory period immediately after texting.
- Ugh! My grandpa’s textual refractory period is like twenty hours!
- During his textual refractory period, a male is temporarily uninterested in further texting.
- Unlike men, most women do not experience a textual refractory period immediately after texting.
- Ugh! My grandpa’s textual refractory period is like twenty hours!
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