penile trust fall

This is when you are poised over a waiting hole and you yell “woooka wooka trust me babah” then thrust forward with all your strength. Your member lodged deeply within the hole the recipient will likely scream gasp or pass out briefly then be transported to nirvana where they will be instantly given orgasmic bliss and never again will they be subjects to complaints about the price of corn or the availability of oat derivatives used in the production of goat or duck semen.

Ed: I’m not ready for this

Joe: WOOKA WOOKA BABAH

ED: aaaaaaaarrerggghhh that hurts omg! Omg! I can’t …….. ooooh I’ve reached nirvana and suddenly I’m no longer concerned with my goat semen supply chain. Deeper! Deeper!

Joe: hell yes! Ima give you another penile trust fall when I reload my sac!

Ed: this is love.

by Ka05mau5 April 22, 2023

Penile Unit

A alternat word for penis, yet it has many more uses then you would expect.

My penile unit is out of whack.

Look at his penile unit.

That penile unit is so small.

OMG did you just say penile unit?

by Samuel Paxson May 14, 2003

pendleton head butt

When a girl is going down on you, and she is coming up for air you whip lash her as hard as you can with your "head" on her forehead so that a mushroom tattoo appears.

Girl: "::Slurp slurp, gasp::"
Pendleton: ::thwack::
Girl: "Ow why did you do that!"
Pendleton: "PENDLETON HEAD BUTT BITCH!"

by haikumaster February 29, 2008

Mortar and Pestle

When your old lady jabs the wound with a phallic object furiously, with such emotional intensity not achieved by another activity.

What did you do last night?

Oh my plans got cancelled so I just whipped out the old mortar and pestle and went to town.

by weeman! September 23, 2009

penile sex

When a man with a little penis inserts it into the pee hole of a man with a huge penis.

I thought I'd seen everything until Phil started the penile sex with his neighbor in the hot tub.

by figleaf December 13, 2006

penile compensation

New 4dr 4WD trucks with every option known to exist attached. This helps compensate for a small dick. These vehicles seldom leave pavement as 99% of the people who own them don't want to get mud on their Izod & Dockers, or could very well get stuck due to lack of knowledge in off-roading. Hummers also fit in this category.

He's driving that truck as a form of penile compensation

by Imperial1931 November 5, 2005

pentecostal

Pentecostals believe in the Father, Son and Holy Ghost. they believe in the manifestation of the Holy Ghost through speaking in tongues(but not required to be saved). Salvation is through accepting Jesus Christ. Your life should reflect your relationship to Christ, but "Good Deeds",wearing long skirts and not wearing make-up DOES NOT make you saved and is according to your own conviction.Pentecostals are not isolated from other denominations but agree on a common ground that they are saved through Jeus Christ only, and are separated only by different ephasis.

"For by grace you have been saved through faith, and that not of yourselves; it is the gift of God, 9 not of works, lest anyone should boast" -Ephesians 2:8,9

Pentecostal Christians emphasize the day of Pentecost in the book of Acts.

by Tionne April 28, 2008