Penile Scrump

A compound word, initially derived from the word Scrump (a verb which means 'to steal apples from an orchard'). The compound therefore is an act of stealing apples from an orchard, with ones cock.

Brian and Greg were so hungry that Penile Scrumping suddenly became a very tasteful proposition.

by omenofthedeep May 18, 2009

Penile entanglement

When your penis get tangled in itself and well yeah you don’t want penile entanglement

Dude I heard Chases dad has penile entanglement.

by Mrfartface February 06, 2020

penile exposure

Indesent Exposure Of The Penile Organ.

Jim left his fly down, which caused for penile exposure at the buiness meeting.

by Seth Robinson February 13, 2005

Penile Flatulence

Penis queef; air escaping from the penis like vaginal flatulence. Slang include pequeef, dick fart, man queef, et cetera.

Mike is known for his penile flatulence.

by Probel Chuvak May 04, 2018

Penile Dementia

to be suffering from a priapism, that is a continuous erection of the penis. This ailment is both painful and socially embarrassing.

Trevor was disappointed: he had to miss several West Ham matches because of chronic penile dementia.

by Dunky Oggins November 16, 2003

penile intubation

the art of a female in the medical field giving a deep-throated blowjob

a deep throat blowjob similar to intubating.
my girl loves penile intubation.

by b--low July 25, 2006

Penile Fisting

The act of thrusting a fist back and forth in one's penis hole.
Used as an exaggerated expression to mean total dominance, "ownage/rape" over another person or group of people.

I just gave that noob the biggest penile fisting of his life!

BITCHH!!! u just got penile fisted!!

ooooohhhhh babbyyyy fist me in the penis plzzzz!

by crazedcarnivore March 23, 2011