Uphill Paper Round

Can be used to explain why someone looks considerabley older than they actually are.

Eric: Have you seen Gavin recently? He looks about 40...

Simon: Yeah, he must have had an uphill paper round.

by NowBor October 19, 2009

fitnessgram pacer test

the worst punishment in the world

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by kilroy22 December 21, 2016

Panerrhea

The result of food poisoning from Panera.

"I'm sorry Ms. Kardashian, I can't make this sex tape with you because I have a terrible case of Panerrhea."

by pantstore January 29, 2012

the fitness gram pacer test

imagine Satan brutally stabbing and slicing and eating you viciously for eternity, well this is 10x worse

Gym teacher: pulls out boombox
Class: oh yay we finally get some music to work out to
Boombox: the fitness gram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets harder as you continue
Class: Kills themselves

by the guy who voicedthepacertest May 29, 2019

Panzer of the lake

The most knowledgeable of all beings on earth he would rule the world if only he were able to get out of the lake. he was stuck in WWII when the German tank crew got stuck in a flood and the lake never dried up.

"yo jake, I asked the Panzer of the lake if I would ever get laid"
"Oh cool, what did he say?"
"not in the foreseeable future..."

by The great panzer of the lake August 19, 2018

Panzerfaust

the panzerfaust was a German WWII unique weapon. It was the most powerful AT weapon used by infantry in the era. It has been featured in a number of games including: Close Combat, Medal of Honor underground, Call of Duty, and a newer version of the Panzerfaust is in XIII.

The panzerfaust is one powerful weapon.

by EliteSoldat October 16, 2003

paper hat joe

The nickname given to your local sushi guy...

Damn! I asked for a spicy tuna roll and paper hat joe almost killed me with his icey stare!

by Asa Guy December 27, 2008