shag pasty

a person who would be considered to be hotter than a sex muffin.

"Wow, check out that shag pasty! I'd totally have a crack on that!"

by Little Miss Shag Pasty July 23, 2012

Pasty swig

(noun): asking for a drink when your high as shit.

Ex; hey man i need a pasty swig.

by bigshitty420 March 8, 2011

Salad in a pasty

A phrase by Phillip Schofield during his show with Jamie Oliver. Jamie Oliver said to put salad into a pasty (British pastry that can only include meat, onion, salt and pepper), thus surprising Phillip Schofield.

Jamie Oliver: If you open up a little pocket and shove some of that salad in there ...
Phillip Schofield: SALAD IN A PASTY, YOU FILTHY PERVERT!!!

by JackFrogs December 9, 2021

pasty cakes

Pasty Cakes: A term I use to describe someone who is very white, or albino.

Hey Pasty Cakes!

You're a Pasty Cake.

by Razor7 August 11, 2004

Pasty Henry

The application of glue to the genitals, usually while asleep.

He got drunk and passed out, so I gave him a pasty henry.

by Xcountry September 22, 2009

pastie shoes

when you wear pasties on your feet as shoes

"damn did u see charlies pastie shoes??"
"yeh! man they're like cornish or sumthing?"

by zhutharndm August 5, 2006

piss pasty

Used disposable nappy. Once folded into place with the velcrow wings secured it resembles a product from the Ginsters range.

While you're up their would you empty the nappy bin - it's
solid with 'piss pastys'

by Brucester September 10, 2006