Rock Star Parking

The rare occurrence of obtaining a parking space directly outside the door of a bar, club, or restaurant.

Woot! We just got Rock Star Parking! Let’s go liquor up some ladies and get them naked back at my place.

by 1point3liter September 2, 2005

Parminder Nagra

A pretty British desi who currently stars in ER and was in Bend it like Beckham.

"who is that beautiful south asian chick?"

"that's Parminder Nagra"

by Neela Ragostra January 8, 2004

pavinato

A chemistry teacher who gets mad at people turning their backs, not saying hi to them, and has a phrase for literally everything.

Student 1: *touches someone else
Pavinato: "Hands to yourself, hands to yourself, you look like a fool when you're on someone else."

by Jodexjh25 October 20, 2017

Parting Gift

A final tangible reminder of a person for a period of time, delivered to the person leaving (or being left behind) by the first.

"With a huff, she left the room, tipping over the banana tree plant, spilling all of the wet coffee inside all over the floor, a final parting gift for her former girlfriend Stacy."

by The Artiscrybre July 9, 2022

Parvenu

Someone who has suddenly found new wealth but does not know what real class or real taste is and behaves like their former class status.

BoB - I recently inherited 50 million dollars from a deceased estate. I only found out last night whilst watching footy and smoking and drinking. Good thing the caravan I was living in had a phone.

John - wow!!... what are you going to do with all that money?

BoB - well I'm going to party hard and get laid every day. I'm going to buy a monaro and buy a house that has lots of budha statues and look-a-like van gogh paintings and shop at MYERS and get my self a smart wife but is tarty.

John - how parvenu.....

by Scarlet rose December 29, 2012

parking lot zombie

Usually a homeless or drug-seeking person who waits in parking lots to acost people for money while they get out of their vehicles. Uneasily detered, they shamble from one car to another much like the living dead.

Man to wife: Oh shit Mary, roll up the window. It's a parking lot zombie!
Wife to man: Oh Harold, I am scared of his staggering gait, his lip smacking, and his wild-eyed stare!
Man to Parking Lot Zombie: (gesturing to an empty wallet)
Parking Lot Zombie: ahgggghhhhhhhuuuuuhhhhhhh(Spots a Lexus SUV pulling up to the Walgreens and heads towards it)
Man to wife: Hurry up and get into the store! Move it! Move it!

by Johan Grubber May 28, 2007

Perving

1. staring with sexual intent.
2. intoxicated.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 12, 2003