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Hogan Parrot

Acting as though you are draping your hogan over a friends shoulder. Usually done from behind someone sitting by dropping your forearm on their shoulder and yelling "Hogan Parrot!"
My buddy was sitting at his computer so I walked up behind him and gave him a hogan parrot.
by evilregis November 10, 2003
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Quaker Parrot

A quaker parrot is a very loud parrot species. Their natural habitat are warm places and some a bit colder. They are usually hard to have in apartments because well.. they're loud. They're friendly and peaceful unless you mess with them. They adjust to new places

pretty well.
Ugh.. He's being just like a quaker parrot!
by UglyRug100000 October 4, 2016
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Angry parrot

The act of laying your penis on someone’s shoulder
Look how pissed Steve is after I gave him an angry parrot
by Jrillins75 April 7, 2020
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salty parrot

To rest one's dick and balls on another individuals shoulder.
Dude, Paul was so busy gaming that he didn't even notice I gave him a good ole salty parrot.
by zbug773 August 23, 2022
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Flapping your parrot

Female with her hand in her pants, mindlessly touching herself in a non-sexual way... like a female Al Bundy.
Girl, stop flapping your parrot, take your hand out of your pants, turn off Jersey Shore, get your ass off the couch, and let's GO!
by TheJMM April 8, 2011
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Hairy Parrot

Place your penis and/or balls upon the shoulder of your passed out or sleeping friend. Serves as a safer/less demeaning/more sanitary alternative to the traditional tea-bag.
"Hey, Ben's passed out in the tub with puke on his face. I want to shame him, but I'm afraid of getting vom on my balls. What should I do?"

"How about you give him the ol' Hairy Parrot instead?"

"Brilliant!"
by mcgroundsloff May 7, 2010
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Sneaky Parrot

Sneaking up behind a seated person and placing one's penis on their shoulder. The parroter should not giggle during the approach as it will counteract the sneakiness.
I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was a penis, and I was the victim of a Sneaky Parrot.
by MeryBely July 15, 2011
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