parnus

A bro who doesn't even lift.

"That guy is such a parnus, he only ever uses the cross trainer."
"I don't think I've ever seen that guy lift, what a parnus!"

by absoluteWANC January 25, 2013

parkour

(sometimes abbreviated to PK), or l'art du déplacement (English: the art of movement) is the physical discipline of training to overcome any obstacle within one's path by adapting one's movements to the environment.

In short, it's the French art of "running away". Early iterations were witnessed in the Franco-Prussian War, World War I, and World War II. The key is to lay down your weapons, and run away from Germans.

If you recall - the French haven't won a combat engagement since Napoleon. They have folded 3 times to the Germans in the last 100 years. Their "resistance" sold out more of their friends and family than actually provided real resistance.

All of this led up to the development of parkour - the French art of running away.

Look at that weak and pasty buttdart running from that scary rabbit... he is practicing parkour.

by Flaccid Tallywhacker January 3, 2011

palouloh

Hair that grows in the anus.

My palouloh are full of shit.

by galoper23 April 26, 2011

Papoutsiphobia

The irrational fear of shoes

Why doesn't she ever wear shoes? Does she have Papoutsiphobia?

by Deen94 May 14, 2015

pardult

a union between the words partial & adult.

John wondered when he would finally become an adult - for now, he's simply happy to be a pardult.

by JeffaCubed June 26, 2015

Parodian

A parody artist.

One who creates parodies of famous literary or musical works.

Weird Al is a better parodian than Bart Baker.

by Prankspika May 23, 2016

parobar

The best place in the Ekaterinburg in Russia. There are working the best barmens I have ever seen. For example Igor, Sergey and Evgeniy.

There you can buy e-cigarets and e-liquids.

Vape place (smoke shop)

- where are you?
- in ParoBar

by VapeButcher May 26, 2017