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Parasite

In DayZ - A person dressed in full military gear, has at least two fully kitted automatic rifles, doesn't speak to you, dances around infront of you like he has ants in his pants, asks you at least five times if you have any 55.6 to trade and tells you that he is a soldier. When asked, doesn't know what an MOS is and proceeds to ask you for ammunition before sprinting off into the horizon, never to be seen again until you restock your tents.
Wow, that guy's a fucking parasite. All he wanted was ammo for his five guns.
by RoryDayZRP September 21, 2017
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Miranda is a parasite.
by porkasaurus rex April 5, 2017
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Parasite

Is a description of an ARK player called Wisearrow that sucks life/energy from a host or stronger creature.

A.K.A TheBummba
Bummba "Wise, want to go farm?"

Wise "yes lets farm"

Bummba will farm as hard as a busy bee, while Wise does nothing and gives his best impression of a parasite then tries to take credit for everything Bummba has done. Not only does he do this with Bummba but everyone because hes a selfish (lady part)

Wise "I farmed all this today on my own look at how much i've done!"
by Thebummba May 9, 2018
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dick parasite

Small little parasite that makes your penis bigger. However if the parasite has stayed in his host longer than 5 minutes his penis sooner or later with contract and explode.
Doctor: What seems to be the problem.
Victim: I have gotten a Dick Parasite.
by Cantevenonym June 23, 2016
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Parasite

basically a person that nobody likes but thinks he/she is the best at basically everything
He’s such a parasite”
by MickeyCraig69 May 9, 2020
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Information parasite

Someone who always asks for information from other people instead of looking it up themselves.
She asked me all about the assignment. She's such an information parasite.
by Chrischras September 10, 2020
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rectal parasite

This is an individual who enjoys the art of ass kissing,ass sucking, brown nosing.
That individual has been in his ass so long as a rectal parasite their DNA's have become one.
by Oseola March 8, 2011
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