Panton

Member of the 35th Fighter Squadron/Aircraft Maintenance Unit. Part of the 8th Fighter Wing "Wolf Pack" at Kunsan AB Korea.

Once a Panton, always a Panton.

by Ken Gman March 24, 2008

Pantoffelheld

German for henpecked. Means you're not aloud to do anything before asking oyur girlfrind.

Why dont have a better score in Robot Unicorn Attack?

ich bin ein pantoffelheld.

by The Unicorn made of metal December 20, 2010

Pantocrator

A title given to Jesus Christ by the orthodox churches meaning Almighty, ruler of the universe.

Blessed be to Jesus, the Pantocrator

by mossynukes July 17, 2021

day of Pantone

only occurs on tuesday november 10th. the day of Pantone is the absolute shittiest day of the year where the caca vibes are so extreme that everything that happens on this day contribute to the overall terribleness. For example, people spitting everytime they talk, stupid tv shows about cops, people with disproportionate body parts, and stupid tiktok stickers. it’s guaranteed to feel 162% more depressed and disgusted on this day than any other day of the year. day of Pantone looks like if salad fingers had been turned into an omeleto short film. emojis to discrive d.o.P. are 🧦💩👣💛🪖🪰🪨. the colours are a nice between vomit green, mustard yellow, and swampy brown (but not the beautiful swamp of shrek, more like an ugly swamp in a polluted forest).

pp master: “fuck bro, today was the yearly day of Pantone. i ate a mouldy whole grain bagel in a rainy sus alley with rats shitting all over my torn up socks.”
boob brudda: “yeah i know, four creepy homeless men were surrounding me on the bus and one of them had a pet fly in a musty jar that he called tom. man, i fucking hate day if Pantone.”

by ShrexSlave Ogreton November 10, 2020

pandorape

When Pandora plays a terrible song and you suffer through it because you've used up your allotted number of "skip this song" clicks.

I was pandoraped to sleep.

by aria8044 June 27, 2011

Pandorka

Someone who spends a majority of their time listening to music on the Internet Radio site, Pandora. Oftentimes it becomes a central aspect of their lives.

Ashley is such a pandorka, she's on Pandora from the minute she wakes up.

by stromi July 27, 2012

Pankow's Law

If currently employed, upon accepting a new job, the time between leaving one’s old job and starting the next should be maximized and fully enjoyed, as it is totally worry-free.

"Dude, I just put in my two weeks at Cubicles Inc. I'm leaving on the 10th, and starting at Spreadsheets Corp. on the 11th."

"Seriously? What about Pankow's Law?"

"Awwwwww fuck. I better tell SC that I came down with that 6-week long disease that's been going around."

by TJones3 January 1, 2013