Mayhem Paintball

The most competitive and chaotic paintball team in the United States. Causing anarchy at any national event which they attend. Team Mayhem contains some of the most ruthless, fearless team members you will ever cross paths with. If you see one of their players on the field, stay clear, they will hunt you to no end and destroy any opposition on the field.

Mayhem Paintball is one of the greatest paintball teams to ever walk on a paintball field.

by god, watch out! August 14, 2008

Paintball

An excuse to use when you get a hickey

Friend: What happened to your neck?
Me: I played paintball yesterday

by Nyanna October 09, 2019

Organic paintball

when a girl potato canon's (shoots) her tampon at you.

Hey Jim, how was your date with Sarah?
Ah man, it was great until she tried to play organic paintball!

by Gypsysnshysters July 30, 2020

Riding Paintball

Riding in the back of a car.

Guy 1: Were all out seats, looks like your riding paintball.
Guy 2: Damn it.

by Gray. February 04, 2010