oil painting

A non homosexual way for guys to describe another guys as "hot" or "attractive". This term can also be used by girls to decirbe guys aswell.

"Dude, Philip is an oil painting"

or

"Johnny Depp is such an oil paiting"

by Philip!! December 30, 2008

mozart paintings

A term used to describe something really valuable by someone who obviously doesn't have a PhD...especially in Art History or Music.

Be careful, I have got some mozart paintings back there.

by Darren Iammarino February 5, 2008

spray painting

wet, nasty shit that comes out with such force that it coats the bowl with a layer of dookie

dude, the mexican food i had for lunch had me spray painting the office toilet all damn day

by sarcasticprick August 28, 2009

polock face painting

to cum on ones face, the act of cumming on anothers face

In the porn the man gave the girl a polock face painting

by Dawnson April 12, 2008

painting the bus

what people say when they really mean they want to bang a pease (or someone of equal retardation)

Sean: i wanna be on you
Ashley: i wanna be a bus driver
Sean:maybe we can paint busses together or something.
Ashley: okay
Sean: by painting the bus, you mean, have sexual intercourse?
Ashley: mmm yeah take me to wonderland.

by vinessafhottie December 9, 2008

painting

"Painting" the new code name for masturbation for both men and women.

Haha, caught you painting last nite.

I've got a feeling your busy painting!!!

"Just gonna have a paint before i go out"

by Bec & Seb October 29, 2006

painting

after a man ejaculates upon a woman he uses his dick like a brush to paint a picture with his semen. the painting is usually simple and temporary

for her 18th birthday amanda's boyfriend gave her a PAINTING of a present

by Simon Riley June 24, 2010