paddy wack

Having sex with a girl

girl I wanna paddy wack you all night with my paddy wacker

by Annihilator August 19, 2018

Paddy Kelly

A man who drives mid '90s Ford Broncos while listening to '80s music with either no shirt or a multicolored wife beater on.

"It was a really nice day out and as I was walking down the street I must have seen atleast 5 Paddy Kellys

by Rocker McRockernuts April 1, 2010

Paddy Whack

A word original meaning to have a somewhat large and floppy penis slapped across someones face while they are sleeping. The term has branched out in meanings including to be pwned in a video game or even in real life.

Dude, while Sid was sleeping last night, I completely paddy whacked him. In the morning, he asked me why his face smelled like dick.

Yo, that bitch with the axe just paddy whacked me and killed me in one hit! I completely lost my combo!

by RPD452 April 3, 2009

Paddy's Peril

An ultra smooth cocktail served on the rocks in a chilled champagne glass. Contains 60 ml Baileys Irish Cream, 30 ml vodka, 30 ml coconut milk, dash of grenadine. Very sweet and satisfying. Goes down like a highly alcoholic chocolate milk. Enjoy.

The Paddy's Peril can easily be passed off as a glass/flask of chocolate milk in any place or for any occasion. I'm not suggesting you could take it to work and drink it right in front of your boss without him/her ever having the slightest idea, but there you go. ;)

by Shit Happens, Then You Wipe January 9, 2011

Paddy Whack

A woman who is so hot that she could give a dog a bone.

My barista this morning was a total paddy whack.

by tread3 November 17, 2018

Paddy Whack

When a guy is trying to fuck a girl, but consistently pokes around the vagina unable to find the slit.

I bruised the top of my penis becuase i paddy whacked this girl for like three minutes.

by Brownbottom Cupcake May 4, 2009

Paddy Caking

Actively engaging in activities that are either extremely boring, or unimportant.

Person 1: "How come you weren’t at the kegger last night bro?"
Person 2: "I was Paddy Caking with my girlfriend. She made me go see the Time Traveler’s Wife"

by Robert Coon October 27, 2009