pwn

To completely and utterly defeat, either verbally, mentally, or physically, an opponent beyond the mental realm of loss.

Dude, I totally pwned you at tennis yesterday.

by Two Shots May 13, 2005

pwn

To be seperated from own or ownage. It is overkill. Simply known as power own, power ownage. Complete and total domination over another character or mob(monster).

Damn we pwned that monster.

by psumek November 26, 2004

pwn

The act of unverbal consideration of a subject of disaffected control, i.e. the quasmic qualities of nuclear hygerophysical substances.

Hi, I wear popped collars, skateboard (but I think I'm cool because I say "skate"), pretend I smoke a lot of weed, and obsessively create YouTube videos of everyone in my life doing stupid shit no one else thinks is funny.

Ohhhhh you got pwned so badlyyyyyyy! lolz

by Pseudoshithead January 4, 2010

uber pwn pwn

To pwn to the degree of Uberness.
i.e. Beyond all that which is pwned.

Guy 1: "One Shot 200 meters with a glock. DEAD"
Guy 2: "Uber pwn pwn"

by UberLordPwnage October 12, 2008

pwn

Basically it is the next "fuck" it can be used as a verb, an adjective, and a noun.
Verb: to beat, have sex with, over power, and/or "own"
Adjective: Awesome, 1337, and/or cool
noun: something that is awesome, 1337 and/or cool
Passed tence: pwnt

I pwnt j00 at that game.
Man i heard that she pwnt him!
You mean that pwn hacker?
That is pwn.

by holy_cow July 23, 2005

pwn

1. kickin someones ass
2. to be the best

holy shit you got pwned
he is pwning everyone

by Weasel July 2, 2004

pwn

A misspelling of 'own' in an instant message.

Miyavi will pwn us all.

by Alexandrea Siete April 25, 2005