Perfection

The quality or state of being perfect; free from all possible flaws or defects

Man, that girl over there is shear perfection.

by Mr. White March 1, 2017

Pure Perfection

You

You don't need an example. You are the example! You are Pure Perfection to me!

by Shepard Guardian October 8, 2017

perfectionistic

To have qualities that are on the verge of unreasonable and perfect in every way so that it almost annoys one to the very core of their being.

"Lara is very perfectionistic with her crayon, drawing on the back of that Steak n Shake paper place mat."

by Skwisgard Skwigelf May 3, 2010

Drilled to Perfection

The perfect combination of foreplay, sex acts and post coital affection giving way to complete sexual gratification.

I just left Rachel's house. She's still basking and savoring last night as she's drilled to perfection.

by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017

astro projection

When you spew your soul out of your ass.

I had such a hard astro projection so hard after eating that burrito I ended up in a different demention

by Stouffer021 June 11, 2014

Loss Prevention Officer

The most awesome job in the world. An LPO typically spends two shifts of four hours a day walking around a high-end retail store, like Target, to spot shoplifters in the act and recover stolen merchandise.

Fuck man, I got arrested for shoplifting because of Target's new Loss Prevention Officer.

by TargetLPO March 9, 2010

Lazy Perfectionist

Wanting everything perfect and having high standards, but not have the will to do what's necessary to reach them.

I can't stand the kitchen being dirty, but the lazy perfectionist in me knows it will take too much energy to clean it so there it sits.

by RayofSunshine June 16, 2016