pork nap

A nap, which is justified by previous consumption of large quantities of pork (of delicious quantity).

After all that bbq, I'm going to take a nap when I get home, specifically, a pork nap!

by pocket of the ham type November 7, 2010

Pork Purse

A woman's vagina.

He slipped his throbbing spam hammer into her pork purse.

by Just-in Jizzed-out December 4, 2010

Pork poker

An erect penis

Jane spat on Dave's pork poker before he entered her up her council gritter.

by Ray Giorgione April 7, 2019

Pork Eye

It is definitely something on Urban Dictionary

Stevie: “guys, Pork Eye is definitely something on urban dictionary”

by 010Rusty April 17, 2023

pork eye

Definitely something on urban dictionary

“You want pork eye, not pink eye”
“I got the pork eye man, stay away”

by Boomer, Okay April 19, 2023

pork steeple

A man's penis, though usually said in referance to an erect penis.

Put the Pork Steeple in the Ham Wallet

by Rob-Rizzle December 28, 2005

Pork Scotch Flu

A disgusting nig-nog disease given to many innocent people by Pork Scotch after he brought it back from his holiday to South Africa. "Me no pay for cure mon."

Monk: Pork Scotch gave us that virus because i caught it at yours and he just got back from a nogger country.

Mick: You're probably right, it was a case of the Pork Scotch Flu. Ugly, old BASTARD!

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 24, 2009