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A time of the month where guys need to back the hell off and girls are capable of ANYTHING. A good piece of advice is to buy 2 dozen flowers everyday and smile when she throws them at you. If she crawls in her bed and cusses you out and tells you to leave her the fuck alone, if you don't want to be sterile for the rest of your life, however short it may be, leave her alone.
Guy: God, this PMS stuff is really annoying.
Girl: Do you want to know how I feel? (Pulls out a very large knife.)
Guy: I think this is when I go run, buy you chocolate, come back, and get the hell out.
PMS by La'Rae November 15, 2010
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The cows died of PMS.
PMS by KS May 28, 2003
Not just a PRE Menstrual Syndrome, but a PRE, PRESENT or POST - all year long - Menstrual Syndrome.
In need of some chocolate, Im PMSing.
PMS by hilanimal November 26, 2013
PMS.
Men often mistake it as a period. It is BEFORE the period. It may contain mood swings, depending on how you are. It WILL contain of cramps, headaches, etc etc. Arrogant men will often assume your pmsing if you don't want to have sex or if you get mad at them for something that is their fault. I do admit, we can be bitchy sometimes but you are exaggerating it dude.
*Watches Jason pick his nose*

Meadow: Why are you picking your nose? That's disgusting, you should get your finger out of your nose...
Jason: HOLY SHIT EVERYONE FUCKING ABORT MISSION WE HAVE FUCKING A FUCKING PMSING BITCH OVER HERE!
*Every guy runs out of the classroom in a panic while girls glare at them*
PMS by Dontjusdgemehbruh November 19, 2014
(1.) The time of month when girls get all bitchy and can't make up their mind if they love you or not. They also blame everything on you!
(2.) The lamest excuse out there for bein a bitch.
(3.) The time of month where the woman also expects you to do anything for them, and anything you say to them WILL be offensive! They will also expect you to pick up THEIR messes.

Solution: STAY AWAY AND DO SOMETHING ELSE!! Either that or slap that woman across the face and tell her to grow up and quit acting like a child. Also tell them to act like a real human being !! knock some sense into them! :D
Note: Any Thumbs down I get on this definition is going to be all women, and everyone knows it!
PMS by Steve January 6, 2007
PMS, contrary to what many of the definitions on here state, actually stands for Partial Marine Survey. It refers to when a small group of boats survey a section of the ocean no larger then 5km. It generally takes place once a month and some mariners call it the most fun you can have in a boat.
Marine #1: Its PMS time!
Marine #2: Arrr! I love me PMS
PMS by Seaman Staines June 18, 2007