You know that feeling when your friend buys or makes you something that you honestly… hate. You know, for example if you best friend came along and offered you some expensive plum bread that they bought with their own money; there’s no way you could turn that down. You hate it, but you eat it. Each bite offers a strange texture that simply does not cut the mustard. Well, at least not effectively or efficiently for that matter. And probably with the wrong knife too!
Your friend, believing you love plum bread, buys another fucking loaf. You can’t go back now; you can't say you don’t like it otherwise they might think you’re some kind of retard. You then scoff down another loaf.
Anyway, you’re in too deep now and you can’t take back what you've said. The situation is very grave, and you have but one option. You slip out the knife you always carry around for situations like these.
“What’s that for buddy?” they say with a cheerful tone.
You slowly but surely push it into his neck.
“Ow,” he says before dying.
As if to answer your pleas, Batwhale floats over the top of your friend’s house, which may as well be yours now. He lets a gush of milk out as he moans “Milk is good for your boooones.”
You cheer and pray and eat it all up; every last drop. Now this cuts the mustard. You feel fulfilled and may never need to eat again. Your life is complete and Dorudon is your savior.
Your friend, believing you love plum bread, buys another fucking loaf. You can’t go back now; you can't say you don’t like it otherwise they might think you’re some kind of retard. You then scoff down another loaf.
Anyway, you’re in too deep now and you can’t take back what you've said. The situation is very grave, and you have but one option. You slip out the knife you always carry around for situations like these.
“What’s that for buddy?” they say with a cheerful tone.
You slowly but surely push it into his neck.
“Ow,” he says before dying.
As if to answer your pleas, Batwhale floats over the top of your friend’s house, which may as well be yours now. He lets a gush of milk out as he moans “Milk is good for your boooones.”
You cheer and pray and eat it all up; every last drop. Now this cuts the mustard. You feel fulfilled and may never need to eat again. Your life is complete and Dorudon is your savior.
by Mmmm Juicy! November 12, 2014
Get the plum bread mug.A type of Chinese drink that I'm not too sure what's inside. I hope that it doesn't contain Ligondiz.
Guy 1: brooooo i just barfed 15 tons of plum juice i think i have Sugondese Ballsmatitis now.
Guy 2: brooooo shoot are you okay?
Guy 1: SUGONDESE BALLS!!!! YOU JUST GOT PWNE- wait that's a bit too old eh
Guy 2: brooooo shoot are you okay?
Guy 1: SUGONDESE BALLS!!!! YOU JUST GOT PWNE- wait that's a bit too old eh
by Koroe December 29, 2021
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Get the plum dumb mug.Officially called Plum Senior High School and a part of Plum Borough School District. A school located in Plum Borough, Pennsylvania in which half the students are trans/homo and the other half are transphobic/homophobic. All of them have Main Character Syndrome and think they're "from Da Hood." They are constantly engaged in turf wars which they believe matter but really don't. Most of the students peak in high school. The football team is generally considered mid by those not a part of it, while the marching band is above average.
by Mr. Pyromaniac July 25, 2023
Get the Plum High School mug.A school full of fake ass people who are either druggies or people who skip all of their classes to vape like retards. Everyone in this school is so fucking full of themselves and acts like they're better than everyone else. All the kids are either racist, homophobic, or transphobic and are just redneck suburban brats. Thats not even the worst thing it's the fake fucking popular kids they all act like their lives are so special when in actuality their parents hate them and they bully kids who they deem as lower than them all and deserve to go to the boiler room of hell and get swallowed whole most of the people who go to Plum High School usually get into petty drama and tear each other apart over the littlest of things such as 20-dollar fruit sticks. I would not recommend going to Plum High School but if you do I'd suggest dropping out or killing yourself.
by Plum prisoner0600 September 2, 2023
Get the Plum High School mug.Tight shorts in general on males. So tight that testicles are bulging in the crotch. It gives the appearance as if the wearer is smuggling plums in his shorts. Hence the name "Plum smugglers". These shorts are often worn by American tourists abroad.
"Damn, how can you fit your balls in those plum smugglers?"
American tourists usually wear the plum smugglers with a pair of birkenstocks (sometimes worn with socks).
Lt. Dangle from the show Reno 911 integrated the plum smugglers into his uniform.
American tourists usually wear the plum smugglers with a pair of birkenstocks (sometimes worn with socks).
Lt. Dangle from the show Reno 911 integrated the plum smugglers into his uniform.
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