penguin

it's when you drop a deuce then realize you're out of toilet paper. you can't put your pants back on 'cuz you'll ruin your shorts. so, you leave 'em at your ankles and do the penguin around the house until you find something you can wipe your ass with.

why do a penguin when you can just use your socks?

penguin by tbones April 18, 2006

penguin

you punch a girl in both of her eyes making them black and blow a load on her face.

my girl got a penguin yesterday, its not an animal though

penguin by nickchandler February 25, 2009

Penguin

What happens after a ping-pong ball goes threw puberty and is no longer bouncable.

Damn it my favorite ball just went penguin.

Penguin by TayCoth February 6, 2003

Penguin

A tall, long neck migratory bird with huge wing spans who, will turn pink if it ingests krill through a large black hooked beak. They also live in tropical regions.

The penguins in the Everglades are just beautiful.

Penguin by fistfuck October 3, 2008

Penguin

Something that has wings but does not fly, specificly a UAV sensor operator

Guy #1: WOAH! You got a flight suit & wings!You must fly! What's your job!?
Guy #2: I'm a UAV Sensor Operator!
Guy #1: Get out of here you Penguin.

Penguin by HollowLog December 13, 2010

Penguin

a type of rare turkish pasta generally found in ireland, served with a heavy cream sauce made with butter and asparagus

im making penguins tonight honey, so keep the fire extinguisher on hand

Penguin by pancho boy squared April 25, 2003

Penguin

A person who like it up the ass, but won't admit how good it feels.

Wow, what a penguin!

Penguin by ilessthan3you January 29, 2009