muff pat

a fleeting grope of the female genital area - a pat to the muff.

origin: an act performed by a male exotic dancer after showering in the middle of a nightclub primarily for those of a homosexual persuasion.
that was a nice shower, now where's Gill... that girl's gagging for a muff pat
by honeybear9001 July 19, 2010
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Blackout Pat

Where you party until you get blackout drunk and get naked. Then proceed to hump everyone in the room and put your genitals in their face. Usually consists of staying naked the rest of the night.
"Watch your girl, here comes Blackout Pat"
"It's like a penis but smaller"
I got so Blackout Pay last night I lost all my clothes"
by Republic of Texas May 18, 2016
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pat-ball

Pat-Ball or pat ball as it is also known is a game played predominantly by the youth of London. The game is played at school and involves hitting a tennis ball (or ball of similar properties) against the wall via the floor.

At present there is an initiative to create the first World Championships of Pat-Ball at Pat-Ball.COM.
The game is similar to squash except for a few minor details:
1) You use your hand to 'pat' the ball as opposed to a raquet.
2) The ball has to hit the floor before it hits the wall.
3) There are no side walls.
A point is lost by:
1) The ball bouncing on the floor twice on your turn.
2) The ball not hitting the designated part of the wall.
3) The ball hitting the wall without bouncing first.
4) The ball not hitting the wall.
At present there is an initiative to create the first World Championships of Pat-Ball at Pat-Ball.COM.
by Chris Jenkins February 3, 2007
mugGet the pat-ballmug.

Pat Robertson

see dickface. A big waste of good air, believes to be a healer and also believes that anyone not under the strict rule of "christian faith" is not allowed to live on this earth. Has traded his brain in for a bible and now reigns as a fascist dictator on the show, 700 Club. Tried and had support for presidential election. Welcome to America!
by KangaRanga July 14, 2005
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Pat McAfee

The greatest punter of the last generation for the Indianapolis Colts and the funniest sports analyst on the internet who runs the funniest show on the internet.
I love Pat McAfee I hope he continues his success and gets an even bigger contract from Fanduel
by MCAFEEMAFIA December 4, 2020
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pat key

Pat Key is a guy suffered terrible racism in his life he also used to get spat on by a small minority & all he ever wanted was a apology/justice
Say sorry to Pat key

Apologise to pat key

Justice for pat key

Pat key life matters
by The SDL June 30, 2020
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Pat Robertson

Pat Robertson is almost as evil as bush.
by Douglas E Smith December 29, 2005
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