Pandemic Pussy

When you have been quarantined for so long with no action and your walls are tighter than the 2016 election
A: omg I got that gorilla grip coochie now
B: Girl you got that pandemic pussy ?!
by squidwardcoochie123 April 17, 2020
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Pandemic pussy

Sex received from an infected hoe, during COVID 19 containing every risk of catching, passing and possibly dying from the exposure of the virus
Hoe 1: uh back up bitch, social distance your COVID carrying ass

Hoe 2: whatever ho, I already gave all your tricks some of this good pandemic pussy Holla
by QueenyOmygodess June 25, 2024
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Pandemic Pussy

When you been quarantined for too long with no action and yo walls are tighter than the 2016 elections.
A: Oh my god, I got that gorilla grip coochie now.
B: Girl please, you got that pandemic pussy.
by bootyjuices22 April 18, 2020
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Pandemic Pussy

When you haven’t had dick in so long bc of a pandemic, that it goes back to factory settings.
Ava: omg I got that gorilla grip now
Carleigh: You got that pandemic pussy
by Carcallz April 17, 2020
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Pandemic Badonkanitis

Pandemic Bandokanitis... it's been plauging many these past two years, and I'm sorry that you've become affected.

Symptoms include:

Having a thick ass

Catching gazes with every step

Having songs written about that honky tonk badonka-donk

Becoming tiktok famous for, as they call it "That cake" and many more...

Is there a cure for being curvaceous and tantalizing? None really knows, but we are here for you and will support you along the way with every swing of your thicc as... I uh mean swing in your step, my bad🚶 ♂️ 🥵
Sheila: there she goes, with that pandemic badonkanitis, she's gotten so much cake from it!

Bart: I agree!
by Gaefaeinc March 05, 2022
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Pandemeering

The practice of using isolation and/or quarantine due to major outbreaks of infectious disease(s) to attract customers
Those commercials about safe, no-contact, home delivery of things like heat-and-eat meals by auto-renewing subscription strike me as pandemeering.
by Texano February 05, 2021
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Pandemic Poo

A pandemic poo can be many things. One is that it’s a poop that causes a pandemic known as the Feces Fever. This can wipe out an entire region if it is untreated. A pandemic poo can also be a poop taken during a pandemic that is usually bigger than usual because you ain’t been moving and just eating poo subs.
My neighbor just took a pandemic poo and now the whole city has to evacuate before they all die.
by REGGIESHITS August 31, 2022
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