owen

he is a nice guy. he plays football and baseball. he is somewhat popular at school, but all the girls adore him. he has really good looking hair and he’s super handsome. he loves hanging out with friends but puts school first. he is super smart and gets good grades.

i am so lucky to have a friend named owen

by bianca nicolette October 4, 2020

Owen

Has a penis so microscopic, some scientists doubt of its existence. Many in the field of microtechnology use it as a unit of measurement smaller than Planck length for designing microchips.

We'll make the microcomputer circuit a diameter of 21 Owen's, or 1/484484841595998995595th of an atom.

by Yoghurt 900 January 6, 2023

Owen

The stupidest guy on the planet. super short and is homo and says will be 6’1 but shrinks. no one loves him either

Girl: owen likes you

Girl 2: barfs

by Lolloloplookloooo October 23, 2019

Owen

Likes saying " I love you" on your birthday and makes sure he puts it on his Snapchat story with a lot of kissing emojis

Owen likes dick

by Meximan42069 November 21, 2021

owen

the acctual definition of a chad. (frat guy) loves to fuck bitches and get hella money.

owen is the coolest person in the fuckung world

by whatupppppmydawgyuh September 14, 2021

Owen

A massive weenie.

“Hey have you met that guy named Owen? I heard he’s a massive weenie”.

by Trocstar3000 October 5, 2021

Owen

So kind and smart. He is amazing. He has been my crush for a long time.

Me in my mind: *I love you Owen*
Him in his mind: “I love you Quinn*

by I love you Owen July 24, 2021