orphan porn

A movie or tv show that features an orphan or person with an unstable or absent family finding a loving chosen family or parent. Orphan porn is schmaltzy, almost over the top with strong shows of emotional support, people working out their feelings and past traumas, and general warm fuzzies. Orphans may or may not be the central figures. Examples include The Fosters and This Is Us.
That show is so cheesy and wholesome, it's total orphan porn.
by Clanktree November 17, 2017
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Corporate Orphan

Noun: When all the members of your immediate team at work either resign, change roles, or are fired leaving you all by yourself because roles never get backfilled.
Tanner: Ugh, Tom, James, Megan and Joe all left the team. Now I have no team and have to do 5 jobs. I'm such a corporate orphan :(
by E60 - S85 January 13, 2022
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Corporate Orphan

When someone in a company has all of their internal sponsors fired leaving them with no support from upper management.
Damn, John and Richard both got fired, guess I am a corporate orphan now.
by Gangsta Billy September 05, 2018
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We Are Orphans

A Name for people who like having dead parents and are gay.
Hah! His name is We Are Orphans he must be gay and has no parents!
by ERIC_LX April 03, 2021
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holiday orphan

A holiday orphan is someone who is forced to spend a holiday alone because they have no immediate family living in the same city or state where they live.
I am a holiday orphan forced to spend this Thanksgiving and Christmas alone because I live in North Carolina all of my family resides back in Wisconsin.
by C Tasch November 24, 2022
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snowballing orphan

Punch your partner in the face so that they get two black eyes. Then jerk off in thier mouth and slap then so the semen comes flying out.
I'm going to jail because I gave a snowballing orphan to Laura Bush.
by Below Me March 24, 2007
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Gay orphan

A orphan that likes the same gender as you
‘’Oh shit a gay orphan he fucking a guy in the butthole’’
by Gaygang69420 November 03, 2019
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