America Online

(n);Also known as AOL,Satan,Devil,Evil,666,Spyware, Lag. Also see Bill Gates.

Optimize your internet experience

by smashing your monitor with a sledge hammer.

by Unchain November 1, 2004

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albion online

An online (mostly offline) MMORPG.
The servers gets DDOSed alot for ransom money, therefore the name "Albion offline".

Person 1:"hey man do you play albion online?"
Person 2:"you mean albion offline?"
Person 1:"yeah"

by Legitxd August 10, 2017

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Online school

A type of schooling that is meant for you to fail
This is sooo pointless and it doesn’t teach you anything

Mom:why are you failing all of your classes
Me:I had to do online school
Mom:ohhh that makes sense

by ImFailing school November 17, 2020

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Something that needs to fuck off but has its advantages

Reasons why I want it to fuck off:

I hate sitting on my bed/couch for 6 hours a day staring at a screen
My family is always in the kitchen
I can't do the fun chemistry and other in person stuff
I have been doing it for almost a year
My family is annoying especially when we are all stuck at home
I don't get to see my friends in person
We still have school on snow days
It is making 2021 a boring year to start off

Why I am okay if it lasts forever:

Longer breaks
Less homework
Open note tests
More time to do homework
Teachers sometimes let us out early, sometimes classes are asynchronous, meaning that we don't have class

Ok, it is 8:30, my first class. Time for another shitty and good day of online school!

by Avocado2004 February 23, 2021

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