Tim

Tim is the best friend you will ever have

He helps you through life and sends you lots of memes and porn for some reason

You call each other lots of names but you’re always joking

No matter how far away you are from each other

He will always make an effort to talk to you about anything and everything

Person: oh hey have you seen tim
Different person: I h8 tim he’s a bitch
Person: *kills different people*

by Human.bitch May 24, 2020

Tim

A person that believes everything that they see on the internet. Mostly of german descent.

Hi my name is Tim, I've read that 5G towers cause corona.

by kschumi July 1, 2021

Tim

The collective word for the listeners of CGP Grey and Brady Haran's podcast Hello Internet.

Grey: "Hello, Tim. How was your flight?"
Brady: *laughs*

by Randomness999999 January 9, 2019

Tim

He will steal your girl at any bar when you go to the bathroom. He also enjoys participating in 3 or 4 somes.

Ugh tim stole my girl again

by ruler of tims October 9, 2019

Timmed

When somebody who doesn’t usually smoke takes way too big of a bowl, typically ending with them alone in the shadow realm in bed.

Dude you totally Timmed that bowl! Now you won’t be able to play MLB!

by Trevortimm June 6, 2022

Tim

When someone is being a really retarted, immature, or doing something really dumb
Like in most cases a prank or rather immature prank that someone pulls

*Johnny draws a penis on a desk*
"Johnny you're a Tim"
*Carlos puts hand sanitizer on somebody's chair before they sit down*
"Carlos you're such a Tim dude"

by Insane man69420 April 21, 2021

Tim

Tim is someone who you will fall utterly and completely in love with when you meet him. He’s the most sweetest guy ever and will drop everything to do anything you want. He loves you for you and is dorky, but in a very cute way. He’s usually tall and built broad. He’s very handsome and when you fall in love with him everyone else’s attractiveness just drifts away. You don’t even notice them anymore because he’s the only one you want.

“Tim was cracking me up today.”
“Why was that?”
“He was acting so dorky!”
“Oh I love when he’s dorky! It’s so cute!”

by Hiscoxlong June 16, 2020