dick ticks

Dick ticks is another name for crabs, which are small parasitic insects that live in a humans pubic region and feed on blood.

I keep itching because of these goddamn dick ticks!

by Eric Pazz January 15, 2008

tick taco

The time between taco delivery and taco mastication when one must not dilly dally for fear of said tacos dogfoodifying as they get cold.

"Man, these tacos be smellin' good! We best eat 'em quick. tick taco, muthatrukka!"

by Heinous Realist June 25, 2015

bitch tick

Uncontrollable, chronic bitchy tourettes. Takes the form of bitchy swearing, bitchy facial expressions or other outward displays of bitchiness that are unnecessary or uncalled for.

"Nah, she's not really mad, she just has a bitch tick."

by lemmyguess June 3, 2016

Bear Tick

A woman who that hangs around mostly gay men who are bears.

A fag hag for bears. Like, that fag hag is in love with her gay. That bear tick is in love with her gay.

by Norcross03 September 22, 2013

Beaver Ticks

Small blood sucking bugs found on the Female Beaver.

Ya after I got done dating shannon somehow I came down with a nasty case of beaver ticks.

by amelancher February 21, 2010

Dick Tick

When your girlfriend/boyfriend always wants sex, therefore is always stuck to your dick. A dick tick.

“Is Robert coming out to dinner?”
“Yeah, he’s bringing his dick tick.”

by Savage Atlas July 26, 2019

Tick-A-Torium

A room/house/space filled with German made Cuckoo Clocks. And all have different times! So bells and cuckoos go off at all different times! Enough to drive someone cuckoo!

R: Wow your lady has a lot of cuckoo clocks (said in awe and wonderment)…
P: yup welcome to my personal hell! I’m in a tick-a-torium awwwwwwwwwww…..

by Rey word guy May 18, 2021