cooch-poacher

One with the habit of stalking cooch that belongs to someone else, often the cooch of a friend.

Go easy on the Tequila tonight, there is a cooch-poacher eyeing your lady.

by Fading Glory August 10, 2008

cooch snatcher

Same as a Cooch Pirate.
Someone who is constantly looking for cooch, or someone who is constantly stealing people's virginity and it is unwanted.

Hogan is a cooch snatcher.

by lelelelelelalalloidoidoid October 28, 2007

Canyon cooch

A vagina that is streched really wide and loose, usually as a result of promiscuity

After screwing every guy she met all summer, that blonde developed a nasty case of canyon cooch

by Hilarion Tada December 16, 2010

Doom Cooch

A Cooch of Doom, possibly related to Vagina Dentata (... what a wonderful phrase...)
Or,
Someone who ruins a good time.

Don't lose your wrist watch in that Doom Cooch. That thing might take your hand off!

by gothangelic March 04, 2009

cooch clerk

a woman who sells her vagina for crack.

the cooch clerk is giving me a %10 discount because i have loads of store cred! HIGH FIVE!

by orange123 March 02, 2009

cooch stretcher

An abnormally large penis or a child.

How many cooch stretchers do you have?

by Big Foots Dick June 26, 2015

pack a cooch

Where some one packs their meat into a cooch

Damn nigga lemme pack a cooch you

by Doughboy Braden October 08, 2013