An explanation/excuse used when you do something with no logical reasoning behind it or an explanation used to get yourself out of a difficult/awkward conversation.
Ex. 1
"Why are you barking at a tree."
"Shut up, i'm on my real shit."
Ex. 2
"Bro why did you not flush after using the toilet."
"Idk bro, I was on my real shit."
"Why are you barking at a tree."
"Shut up, i'm on my real shit."
Ex. 2
"Bro why did you not flush after using the toilet."
"Idk bro, I was on my real shit."
by yungriceman January 24, 2021
Get the on my real shitmug. Jeff: My little shit is cuter than your shit
Harry: i got a little pot full of shit
Jeff: thats just baby porn
Harry: i got a little pot full of shit
Jeff: thats just baby porn
by Izaak_and_gerrit_time January 29, 2020
Get the My little shitmug. I shit my titties preparing for my interview
M was so annoyed, she shit her titties
Ah, go shit your titties
M was so annoyed, she shit her titties
Ah, go shit your titties
by Clouds of Magellan December 10, 2020
Get the shit my tittiesmug. by Littleeleanor March 6, 2016
Get the Shit my lifemug. Shit my purse is when you shit yourself but you catch your shit with your butt before it ends up in your pants.
The other day, I farted really bad and I thought « I just shitted in my pants » but I was really happy to find out that I’ve only shit my purse.
by Ariannesugar April 8, 2021
Get the Shit my pursemug. Did you see that Tigers game last night, I had money on them....they were ahead by 3 runs going into the 9th inning, but then the yankees shit my tub and won
by drew4927 October 11, 2009
Get the Shit my tubmug. The act of unintentional defacation, but only so little material as to not touch your pants or underwear and to just coat one's intergluteal cleft.
by Jakobe Bryant But better July 13, 2021
Get the Shit my Cheeksmug.