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Jamie Oliver

Cunt. Mockney Cunt. Sainsburys promoting mockney cunt. No it isn't pukka you lisping cock-pope.
I got really drunk last night and blew chunks all over a fit bird. I felt a right Jamie Oliver.
by x-bow September 1, 2004
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oliver sykes

Vocalist for UK metalcore band Bring Me The Horizon.

Most girls rate him on his looks, I like to rate him on the fact he can sing/scream amazingly live.

Bad rep in the past, but big respect for him being a vegan. Also known for the very eccentric feather tattoo on his face.

Also owns a clothing line, Drop Dead.

Also, he doesn't ask for money from fans for pictures, unlike a certain Kellin Quin from Sleeping With Sirens.
Person 1; You ever heard of that Sykes guy?

Person 2; Fuck yeah, Oliver Sykes is the bomb!
by bathxoxoxoxoxo November 9, 2013
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Oliver

One of the coolest guys, is extremely good at taekwondo and gaming. Basically a gigachad.
Gleb Gaming: Let's go beat the shit out of dream stans in minecraft
Oliver: Sure, why not?
by Totally_not_gleb November 23, 2021
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Oliver Sykes

Oliver Sykes is the lead singer of the band Bring Me The Horizon (AKA the best band ever). He is the hottest person alive and makes everyone wet. If you do not have the uncontrollable urge to rape him then you might be either blind or not straight. His voice is like the sound of 1000 jars of nutella opening, he owns Drop Dead (a clothing line) and did I mention he is the sexiest person alive?
Person 1: Did you go see Oliver Sykes in concert yesterday?

Person 2: Yea I raped him but he enjoyed it so technically it wasn't rape

Person 1: oh.
by Gaby Sykes September 22, 2013
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oliver

Someone who makes olives for a living.
The oliver made some green olives after I paid him off.
by Brett & Butter March 9, 2020
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oliver's rule

Oliver's Rule is called out prior to a friend putting their foot in their mouth.
Last night while clubbing, I shouted "Oliver's Rule!", before my hoes comments got her ass up into some shit.
by Josh Robinson August 4, 2007
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Oliver Lust Stomp

The Oliver Lust Stomp is a beckoning dance maneuver, only to be performed by individuals who possess both "stamina" and "money". The general idea is to pick out the most attractive men in given club. Sweet talk is then carried out, usually with the incorporation of a nice camera. At this point, the score is for certain. However, the Oliver Lust Stomp can take place before or after getting the prize. Note that the prize seems to be heterosexuals (confused?) with incredible abs.

The maneuver begins with raising the right leg, and meeting the arms in front of the chest, making an X. Then, in a single move, stomp using the right foot, and separate and stretch out arms diagonal to the body. The dance move is best accompanied with confused individuals who are amazed at the score. Music is preferably Iranian techno.
"Julie, did you see that middle-aged guy creepin' at the club?"

"Most definitely. He performed that Oliver Lust Stomp and nailed the hottie. I saw the picture on his Blackberry."
by all at zinc April 13, 2009
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