Oliver

Oliver makes anyones day brighter, as soon as you see him a smile appears on his and your face. Olivers smile is the most unique and beautiful thing about him. His personality just brightens your day. He is shy at first but when you get to know him that shyness quickly disappears. He is kind and always puts others infrount of himself. Oliver is a quirky but a genuine guy that will make every moment that you spend with him feel like a lifetime just by staring into his eyes.

I truly love Oliver he is the one person who is always there for me, no matter what happens.

by BlueMoonAtMidnight December 29, 2015

Jamie Oliver

Cunt. Mockney Cunt. Sainsburys promoting mockney cunt. No it isn't pukka you lisping cock-pope.

I got really drunk last night and blew chunks all over a fit bird. I felt a right Jamie Oliver.

by x-bow September 1, 2004

oliver sykes

Vocalist for UK metalcore band Bring Me The Horizon.

Most girls rate him on his looks, I like to rate him on the fact he can sing/scream amazingly live.

Bad rep in the past, but big respect for him being a vegan. Also known for the very eccentric feather tattoo on his face.

Also owns a clothing line, Drop Dead.

Also, he doesn't ask for money from fans for pictures, unlike a certain Kellin Quin from Sleeping With Sirens.

Person 1; You ever heard of that Sykes guy?

Person 2; Fuck yeah, Oliver Sykes is the bomb!

by bathxoxoxoxoxo November 9, 2013

Oliver

One of the coolest guys, is extremely good at taekwondo and gaming. Basically a gigachad.

Gleb Gaming: Let's go beat the shit out of dream stans in minecraft
Oliver: Sure, why not?

by Totally_not_gleb November 23, 2021

Oliver Sykes

Oliver Sykes is the lead singer of the band Bring Me The Horizon (AKA the best band ever). He is the hottest person alive and makes everyone wet. If you do not have the uncontrollable urge to rape him then you might be either blind or not straight. His voice is like the sound of 1000 jars of nutella opening, he owns Drop Dead (a clothing line) and did I mention he is the sexiest person alive?

Person 1: Did you go see Oliver Sykes in concert yesterday?

Person 2: Yea I raped him but he enjoyed it so technically it wasn't rape

Person 1: oh.

by Gaby Sykes September 22, 2013

oliver

Someone who makes olives for a living.

The oliver made some green olives after I paid him off.

by Brett & Butter March 9, 2020

oliver's rule

Oliver's Rule is called out prior to a friend putting their foot in their mouth.

Last night while clubbing, I shouted "Oliver's Rule!", before my hoes comments got her ass up into some shit.

by Josh Robinson August 4, 2007