by nom de fume April 08, 2016
I'm an old pro at H-O-R-S-E considering i've been playing for many years and learned all the tricks.
by jonesinj June 01, 2011
A slang term for an older women, after menopause and before old bag Usually aged in their late 50s to mid 70s. The term is in comparison to elderly female chickens. They are too old to be a milf and too young to be a hag Most old hens migrate together in a stampede of depleting oestrogen. They can be seen gossiping in that back of church, squawking at their husband, or homesteading the local dairy queen
Think the Golden Girls.
Think the Golden Girls.
Oh good God, don't you old hens have better things to do than gossip about the preacher?
Watch out son, theres a herd of old hens coming through. Nothing gets between them and a Dairy Queen chicken tenders basket.
Don't listen to them old hens, they sure have a lot of opinions on other people's relationships, while their own husband can't stand to sit in the same room as them.
Watch out son, theres a herd of old hens coming through. Nothing gets between them and a Dairy Queen chicken tenders basket.
Don't listen to them old hens, they sure have a lot of opinions on other people's relationships, while their own husband can't stand to sit in the same room as them.
by Squidward_Tennisballs August 29, 2018
There comes a time in a man's life, when the run has come to an end. The ride has slowed and it's time to get off.
An "Old Head" is the guy who doesn't want to get off the ride just yet and stays for another lap, but that lap isn't what he thought it was going to be. It's different, there are new people, new things and all the shit that was important then, has now changed. An Old Head still won't quit the game, even at this stage, even if he has to adjust to fit in. It's not as fun as it was, not as exciting and his clout slowly starts to fade to vapor and his name becomes a memory, like "you remember that dude..."
Once it reaches this stage, an Old Head has two options. Either get out like he should and hang up his boots, or he can stay and become "That Old Guy in the Club". If he stays and becomes The Old Guy In The Club, he is then no longer an Old Head.
While an Old Head might be hard to watch, or uncomfortable, it's not the most messed up thing in the world. Each of you will get there and each of you will laugh about it now, with no idea that you'll ever get there, but you will.
Sometimes an Old Head might need a kick in the butt for him to wake tf up and know it's time, but don't hate.
Part of history dies, each time an Old Head gets out da game.
An "Old Head" is the guy who doesn't want to get off the ride just yet and stays for another lap, but that lap isn't what he thought it was going to be. It's different, there are new people, new things and all the shit that was important then, has now changed. An Old Head still won't quit the game, even at this stage, even if he has to adjust to fit in. It's not as fun as it was, not as exciting and his clout slowly starts to fade to vapor and his name becomes a memory, like "you remember that dude..."
Once it reaches this stage, an Old Head has two options. Either get out like he should and hang up his boots, or he can stay and become "That Old Guy in the Club". If he stays and becomes The Old Guy In The Club, he is then no longer an Old Head.
While an Old Head might be hard to watch, or uncomfortable, it's not the most messed up thing in the world. Each of you will get there and each of you will laugh about it now, with no idea that you'll ever get there, but you will.
Sometimes an Old Head might need a kick in the butt for him to wake tf up and know it's time, but don't hate.
Part of history dies, each time an Old Head gets out da game.
by Yaddy June 22, 2018
by The Only Old Bean July 04, 2019
John
Would you be offended if you was called an old spunker ?
Cath
It shouldn’t bother you John as it actually refers to a mature promiscuous woman!
Would you be offended if you was called an old spunker ?
Cath
It shouldn’t bother you John as it actually refers to a mature promiscuous woman!
by AzTheGeek November 05, 2018
by da_tr00f October 06, 2009