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No Offense

A phrase someone uses to not offend someone when someone says something mean of hurtful. It literally makes the person feel offended.
Lily: No offense, Allie, but your annoying.
Allie: Well, offense taken!
by Astr0n0va December 5, 2017
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Sex Offender Status Hot

When looking to get laid you meet a female who happens to be 17-years-old but due to her age one must decide whether she is hot enough to possibly become labeled a Sex Offender.
Wyatt - "I have this girl who wants my D but she is 17. What do I do?"

Gabe - "Is she Sex Offender Status Hot?"

Wyatt - "I mean, she is kind of pretty but not sex offender hot pretty."
by 7O01 FOS February 6, 2019
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Low key offended

When you are inwardly offended by something minor but don't want to say you're offended and make a big deal. Sometimes you'll make a sarcastic, passive aggressive comment to express you're offended but generally you recover from being low key offended instantly after you feel it.
I was low key offended that Barbara didn't tell me she was going for a coffee.
by gbag84 November 13, 2018
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Ran the Princeton Offense

Another term for anal sex. Princeton basketball is famous for running an offense that enables them to get back door lay up 2 point baskets.
We decided against traditional sex last night and instead we ran the Princeton offense.

I spread it out and Ran the Princeton offense.
by ponzi_joe July 17, 2013
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offended

Disagreeing with you.
"<demonstrably false statement>"
"That statement is demonstrably false."
"You're offended."
by (((thesjews))) November 3, 2016
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Registered Text Offender

Someone who is known for sending back to back texts without a response in between.
"My phone won't stop going off."
"Everyone knows Blake is a registered text offender. He sends 500 texts at a time."

"Hey"

"What's Up"
"What are you doing"

"You must be at work"

"hey"
by feyonce' August 6, 2014
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the easily offended

The easily offended are, self-explanatorily, people who are easily offended. They are commonly classed as such due to how easy it is for them to get into too much of a hissy fit when they have resulted from even the slightest of offence.

This usually entails people who are, unfortunately, very easily manipulated, but includes however are not limited to religious people, ones that are far too attached to/with something (e.g: see weeaboo) or simply lifeforms that cannot handle a rational disagreement - let alone just a typical gossip.

To cause offence to the easily offended usually leads to the 'causer' having to put up with their whiny attempts to show how much pain the 'causer' has caused them, and it has been well known that the 'causer' is expected to apologise, improve upon their actions, or even make up for the altercation in some way - when clearly, it's the easily offended's fault.
You: God is really great, he is really motivational and being Christian really helps me get on with life!
Me: Yeah, I guess. But here's a theory - I've read the bible. At points it claims that 'The Lord' is Jesus, and that 'The Lord' is God. Which is it? Don't you think that's a prime example of hypocrisy?
You: ...Don't say that about my religion! God has helped me so much, and Jesus died for our sins!
Me: Oh, my bad, I didn't realise you were part of the easily offended (!)
by Terrum April 20, 2016
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