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Compulsive Num Num Disorder

CNND, also known as Compulsive Num Num Disorder is an mental disorder that most lesbians possess.

Symptoms: Can't stop eating carpet, sticks out tongue in every selfie, and eats sardines and canned tuna casually.

Remedies: Shock therapy, church, medieval torture methods, and brainwashing via MK ULTRA.
Doctor: Natalie, you have CNND.
Natalie: what's that?

Doctor: Compulsive Num Num Disorder
Natalie: ????
Doctor: you eat roast beef way too often
Natalie: ???
Doctor: you have an addiction to pussy
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sweet baby num num

1.) an attractive woman, especially one who is also friendly and flirtatious.

2.) a term of endearment for one's significant other.
1.) That waitress is such a sweet baby num num!

2.) Christina is my sweet baby num num.
by oddkin May 18, 2016
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num nut

whoah vicky is a num nut!
by donkeygetoutofmaswamp November 26, 2018
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num-nut

someone who says something stupid.

This usually refers to someone who says something stupid in a particular point of time. This does not necessarily mean they are dumb, they just said something dumb at that time which makes them a num-nut.
Person 1: Hey man, what is the date of fourth of July?
Person 2: You are joking right?
Person 1: ohhhh hahaha nevermind
Person 2: gosh, your are such a num-nut
by mollymoomoo July 24, 2018
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Kara-Num

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Kara-Num
Wait what?
by TheKingOfAllCosmos May 27, 2022
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num sex

Using benzocaine (numbing cream) as lube during intercourse and fellatio. Person's involved will experience numbing in the genital and oral regions leading to numb cock and num tongue.
Shelly accidently grabbed her grandfather's numbing cream thinking it was sexual lubrication. Shelly was surprised when she experienced num sex.
by Mermer0008 March 18, 2017
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num-num

A person who is very simple in the brain and cannot figure out basic human concepts such as being able to pick a pen up without hitting your head on a table. They usually have literally no common sense and more commonly then not go by the names Olivia, Tilly and Lucy
Omg they literally just bashed their head against a wall and didn't notice! What a num-num!
by shussshhhh April 24, 2023
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