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"A word that you did not see, and never will. I wasn't here."
Hello, My name is *random word that noone will ever see*
by GArmoth May 3, 2018
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noon under dusk every saturday

Boy: Hi
Girl: Hey
Boy: Noon Under Dusk Every Saturday

Girl: What?
Boy: NUDES
by Balla13 July 11, 2018
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The heroin junkie merry-go-'round:

Release from prison-back to using dope-re-arrest.

The addict's vicious cycle.
Johnny Threefingers: "Heard you're getting out of this craphole today."
Harry Hophead: "Pfft...well, I'll be back...you know me, man... ""I’ll be out the gate by eight / in the spoon by noon / fixed by six / and back in the pen by ten!”"
by TopCop May 13, 2014
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Noonings

Used to describe either an Antipodean chancer - someone who is full of BS when trying to sell a product or service - Or used to describe the act of screwing someone (e.g. a member of staff) over on the price of a product or service.
He nooningsed me yesterday, he told me it should be done for a low price, but he has no idea whats actually involved in providing the product or service. I've been fucked over. Or "He's such a noonings".
by Fred1555 April 23, 2011
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noon napper

the ability to say FUCK IT and to fall back asleep till noon
my boss is pissed because i'm a noon napper
by iggyvanzant November 6, 2007
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Cock strikes noon

When you get a boner, referring to both hands on the clock pointing up when it is noon
The cock strikes noon when one watches porn or with their significant other
by Jiminy cherrypopper February 9, 2015
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