mr. noodle

a name for someone who can't perform menial tasks, or fails at performing them numerous times. derived from the character on sesame street, or more specifically elmo's world who is played by bill irwin and that other guy.

Person One: I can't seem to sit in this chair...
Person Two: Shut up Mr. Noodle.

by Appleperson June 19, 2009

Noodle Knocking

The act of shooting somebody in the head at close range.

"Ain't no driveby's done around here, we strait up noodle knocking man."

by cmescopen January 16, 2009

Noodle My Poodle

When you are doing unholy acts . When you use a doggy prostitution. They wrap there man part in noodles and go up the poo hole

Jenny brought back Chinese last night and I though I should Noodle My Poodle. She loved it

by ISureLoveNoodles June 19, 2018

NoodleBomber

Means a DJ who has an extraordinary talent and skill.

"NoodleBomber makes the crowd shake every time he performs!"

by NoodleBomber October 27, 2018

noodle muncher

a term used for a person of asian decent

kevin nguyen: man i love being asian

alvin mathew: ur a noodle muncher kevin

by muncheractivities November 24, 2021

chunky noodle

1. a type of soup created by campbells

2. a fat mans penis.

1. mmmm this is some good chunky noodle

2. mmmm this is some good chunky noodle

by lord salmon September 3, 2005

frogle nogle

a term used to describe an unexpected and total disruptive event that goes contrary to your previous set plans

Person 1: "beat a full house, aces high"
person 2: "sorry bro, royal flush you lose"
person 1: "that's some frogle nogle bullshit right there"

by Bryan69 February 25, 2008