To be able to spin yeast based carbohydrates upon mouth or beak, similar to a pigeon. Also used in reference to someone lying through their teeth in a well-conceived manner.
Guy 1- Fuck, did you just see that Blackbird in your garden?
Guy 2-Pigeon skills!
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Man 1- I never stole your idea for this story lad, you know you can count on me.
Man 2- Bollocks. It's got Pigeon Skills written all over it.
Guy 2-Pigeon skills!
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Man 1- I never stole your idea for this story lad, you know you can count on me.
Man 2- Bollocks. It's got Pigeon Skills written all over it.
by SummerOnions April 22, 2009
Get the Pigeon Skillsmug. "Skill Issue" is a phrase or term often used and inserted into conversations regarding video games or other media. The phrase is used to deem a failure or other similar scenario where the player is not successful and they proceed to blame it on the factors of the game or their opponents, when it is in fact, their fault. It can be used both as a genuine criticism of someone's skill, or ironically when it is in fact a factor completely out of their control to serve as a joke. It can also be used in real-life scenarios or other forms of non-video game media, where it is used as a video game related substitute to make a statement ironically or humorously.
Scenario 1: Genuinely
Person 1: Dude, how did I die there? That guy's got to be hacking! That's unfair
Person 2: I dunno, seems like a skill issue.
Scenario 2: Sarcastically/Ironically
Person 1: What? My internet just went out and I got disconnected! That sucks!
Person 2: (Sarcastically) Skill Issue.
Scenario 3: Unrelated to game
Person 1: Wow, I did not expect Iron Man to die at the end of Avengers: Endgame.
Person 2: (Mockingly) Iron Man had a Skill Issue, just don't die, LOL.
Person 1: Dude, how did I die there? That guy's got to be hacking! That's unfair
Person 2: I dunno, seems like a skill issue.
Scenario 2: Sarcastically/Ironically
Person 1: What? My internet just went out and I got disconnected! That sucks!
Person 2: (Sarcastically) Skill Issue.
Scenario 3: Unrelated to game
Person 1: Wow, I did not expect Iron Man to die at the end of Avengers: Endgame.
Person 2: (Mockingly) Iron Man had a Skill Issue, just don't die, LOL.
by o7_ January 12, 2022
Get the Skill Issuemug. 1. good skills.
2. something people say when they do something cool in either a sport, or a video game.
2. something people say when they do something cool in either a sport, or a video game.
by PaulJar the Pornostar November 20, 2003
Get the mad skillsmug. by hrhghggggfdhhdhfhf October 10, 2021
Get the Skill Issuemug. by Weerrpp November 10, 2022
Get the Skill Ceilingmug. When used years ago, this term referred to the experience/efficiency that you possessed regarding your employer's required tasks.
Nowadays, however, it often merely refers to how expert you are at giving head and/or "spanking the monkey", plus how willing you are to administer said sinful pleasures to your boss whenever he requests you to do so.
Nowadays, however, it often merely refers to how expert you are at giving head and/or "spanking the monkey", plus how willing you are to administer said sinful pleasures to your boss whenever he requests you to do so.
I wonder if Willie asked Monica a lot of "in-depth" questions regarding her "job skills" when he originally interviewed for her internship?
by QuacksO November 17, 2018
Get the job skillsmug. The dumbass, ip grabbing, mod abusing former mod from steak's grill. This core is composed of ip grabbing, being a stupid 9 year old and having invisible status when on "breaks"!
by leechgamercool August 14, 2023
Get the skill coremug.