Get the Nissanmug. A guy with a tiny dick but when erected it turns into a horse cock. It's usually a hot guy with blond hair, very popular, but a "Nissan" will never grow taller than 6 feet.
After seeing a tiny dick in the shower room, but hearing he's a monster in the bedroom. "That guy has got to be a Nissan".
by Phoenix having a go November 23, 2021
Get the Nissanmug. An adjective used to describe a terrible, brain-dead, or otherwise completely incapable driver. Someone who is a danger to other drivers, their passengers, and themselves.
An ode to the vehicles infamous for their extremely high concentration of bad drivers and propensity for body damage and very expired temporary tags.
Root word: moronic.
An ode to the vehicles infamous for their extremely high concentration of bad drivers and propensity for body damage and very expired temporary tags.
Root word: moronic.
He is not just a terrible driver, he’s Nissanic.
Did you see that Nissanic driver in the Altima with last year’s tags and two spare tires almost run over that family?
Did you see that Nissanic driver in the Altima with last year’s tags and two spare tires almost run over that family?
by hoz1 July 26, 2025
Get the Nissanicmug. One of the best sports cars ever made in Japan. Has an acceptable horsepower number, unlike the Toyota GayTrash86
"Damn bro, did you see that Nissan 370Z"
Yeah dude, it looks leagues better than your shit Toyota GT86
Yeah dude, it looks leagues better than your shit Toyota GT86
by Sanae Katagiri March 30, 2022
Get the Nissan 370Zmug. A “heterosexual male” that lives in New Hampshire that also drives a Dodge Ram dually, that he bought from his mom’s husband. Usually nicknamed “Brandon” is a foul-mouthed heathen that contributes nothing to society.
Oh, there goes another “Brandon”. Oh, you mean a Nissan rogue sport driver? Yes.
That’s very kind of him supporting LBTG+ by driving a Nissan. Right you are.
That’s very kind of him supporting LBTG+ by driving a Nissan. Right you are.
by Greatness almighty January 20, 2024
Get the Nissan rogue sportmug. Piece of shit car that only people with a Long John Silver's Addiction drive. They also have a credit score so deplorable that even the most scummy loan shark will not give them a cent.
by myanonymusself September 26, 2023
Get the Nissan Sentra Nismomug. A car containing an aggressive driver who thinks he always has the right of way, like an emergency vehicle. Hence the name Altima (out of my) way.
by LukeyBearUD April 9, 2024
Get the Nissan Altimamug.