Neocomm

1. A derogatory term for the left end of the political spectrum. Based improperly off the term neocon, a legitimate abbreviation for the neo-conservative movement.
2. A word most likely invented by Flipper the Dolphin or CokedUpWerewolf, idiots from fark.com

"Only a few wacko Neocomms think that Bush is a war criminal."

-Flipper the Dolphin

by Traveller July 20, 2004

Newcomer

A man who just got laid for the first time.

Did you hear Jon finally did the deed with his girlfriend?

Yeah the guy's finally a newcomer.

by MikeT June 3, 2013

Neocon

Short for neoconservative, a (often derogatory) term used to describe a politician who's vaguely pro-war and not an extremist otherwise(e.g. a fascist). Neocons believe in spreading democracy and humanitarianism around the world through military intervention, as well as protecting the supply of oil. Neoconservatives tend to be fiscally moderate, and depending on party lean center-left or center-right on social issues.

Liberals opposed to neoconservatism typically express sympathy for people in the countries that are involved in these wars, while conservatives concern over the amount of money spent in wars(and in the eyes of nationalist conservatives, neoconservatives care too much about foreigners) as well as the soldiers sent to fight them.

Prominent examples of neoconservatives include John Mccain, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton and George W. Bush.

Bush is a total neocon.

by Absolute Productive Advantage April 10, 2017

newcomerstown

small ass town that has drugies all around it. home of the trojans but no one uses them because we have pregnant teens all the time. Meth Labs are a common thing in this town. you will most likely get killed if you live in the dumb ass mother fucking town

Cameron: Where are you going

Lexy: Newcomerstown

Cameron: you know you're gonna get killed.

by lex1002 February 16, 2017

netcom

Person who is spending long periods of time on the internet for multiple reasons.
Extremely experienced online (re)searcher.
Person who is well advanced in internet online search and research.
Net(working)Com(pany)

"He is a real NetCom when it comes to online technology"

by NetCom (Aleksandar Kovacevic) January 14, 2009

NEWCOMER

Virgin; Receiver

Amanda was so tight, she HAD to be a NEWcomer, dude.

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by El Sexydorian July 14, 2011

NeoKomchan

To ban someone from a service, without proper tracking and supervision from management.
The only way to neokomchan someone is to ask your local server guy.

Player: you are a cunt

Very Smart Individual: dont let me neokomchan you.

Player: tf is a neokomchan???questionmark???

Very Smart Individual: *links this urbandictionary

by aLoneWitness December 18, 2017