nexting

The act of sending an internet text message from your cell phone's service provider's website (ie. www.verizon.com or www.att.com).

Styles was nexting me earlier, letting me know that his mom took his phone away.

by taylarrrrr July 9, 2010

netting

1. The laziest most good-for-nothing individual to ever walk God's green Earth.

by Anonymous July 15, 2003

netting'd

1) to miss work frequently, making your peers workload greater

a) Man, like five people netting'd today and I have to do 17 TPS reports

by fuckstick September 25, 2003

neating off

When you have one hand masturbating and the other with a thumb in your butt (when you have diarrhea, as to stimulate it) and you are trying to time it right to where you shit yourself and cum at the same time.

Guy 1: Remember that one time at Ted Grogers house party when i had diarrhea.

Guy 2: Yea what about it?

Guy 1: i was neating off in his bathroom; there was shit and cum everywhere!

Guy 2: sweet!!! i neated off on my girlfriend two nights ago.

Guy 1: not cool dude, not cool.

by hutch n' sand October 11, 2009

Nesting Squirrel

An American derogatory term for a Russian female. Can be used interchangeably with the term "homewrecker."

"Poor Joe, he seems really depressed."
"His girlfriend just left him. She was a nesting squirrel."

by squirrel wrangler June 3, 2010

Nexting

Holding your smartphone, checking the screen every few seconds in the hopes a new text will arrive.

The Texting turned to Nexting and I knew our conversation was over.

by TreeBunny January 18, 2016

Nexting

Looking at your text messages, waiting for a text from the other person.

"After nexting for a while, I realized the conversation was over."

by Duke&Daisy April 29, 2016