Neck

To inflict pain on the back of a person's neck for saying or doing something morally wrong or unintellectual.

You may also get a "neck" when you saying something very irrelevant to a certain topic; or when you say/ write something stupid or extremely unnecessary.

Person #1 : Dude, I just got that girl's number!

Person #2 : The one with the long hair?

Person #1 : Yeah!

Person #2 : ....Dude.....That's a guy.

Person #1 : OMFG.

Person #2 : NECK.

by youderserveNECK March 18, 2011

necking

when two people rub necks for a long period of time..usually under the influence of alcohol

michelle enjoys necking people..example :matt pearson

by nellsy.com October 21, 2010

Neck

A way to humiliate emo kids by hitting them in the back of the neck for no reason, often leading them to suicide.
Was made popular when President OBama necked his wife so hard she fell unconscious.

Jerk 1: LOL, an EMO KID! Let's go make them DIE!
Jerk 2: Should we neck them?
Jerk 1: We should!
* Emo kid is necked *
Emo Kid: FUCK YOU!
* Emo kid has commited suicide*
Fin.

by SicSemperTyrannis. December 14, 2010

neck

short for "Bottleneck". The top section of a bottle broken off about 2 to 3 inches long with a girrick in the end to hold the weed and prevent it from being sucked down the throat when it is lit from the jagged end.

Lets have a decent skyf. Make a neck.

by SilvermaN May 17, 2007

neck

Modern day way of saying, "made ya look", when causing someone to turn their head to look at something that isn't really there.

guy- It's snowing
::other guy looks out the window::
guy- NEEEEEECK!

by JW March 15, 2005

Neck

the act of one taking his hand in a karate form and swiping across anothers back side neck, usually after one says something stupid

"call of duty is stupid"
"thats a neck"

by Dr Rowe March 19, 2010

no neck

1. A really old person driving a car that can barely see over the steering wheel.

2. A gang belonging in Renton

"This bitch in front of me can't drive, they're either asian or a fucking no neck."

by Christopholus December 16, 2008