Argument

A way to kill somebody without making it look like an accident.

Guy 1- I admit it, I'm a coward with a tiny penis.
Guy 2- You're gonna have to argue little better than that, mine is pretty small too.
Guy 1- It's not as small as mine.

Guy 2 pulls out a gum and puts on s bullet in Guy 1's chest.

Guy 1- Ahhhh what the fuck did you want me to say I have the biggest penis in the world and I hate cowards?
Guy 2-Yea, because I built your ego up that much, you'd be nothing if it didn't build you up.
Guy 1- Its not gonna matter any more now for me.

Guy 1 dies after argument.

by Solid Mantis December 9, 2019

Bargument

A confrontation, physical or verbal, stemming from or taking place at an establishment that serves alcohol.

The drunk guy started a bargument with the bouncer and got dropped in the ally

by Tyler Durden December 3, 2003

Carguments

Fights mostly in a car or vehcile over directions or a disagreement with a backseat driver

holy crap look at all the Carguments in that lane

by MasterMind Grapes November 30, 2009

couch argument

A fierce and unresolved argument between spouses/partners that ends up with one party sleeping on the couch.

"That argument that me and my husband had last night was so intense that it became a couch argument".

by Flyy4cat April 12, 2009

Counter argument

Having an argument on a counter top

Mikey and I had a counter argument last night

by Lil queif January 23, 2020

counter argument

An argument on top of a counter.

Mikey and I had a counter argument last night.

by Apple juice cum January 23, 2020

cash desk argument

so the day is long and you forgot to buy something from the store/supermarket and out of all bad things you have to stand in line then people let you kindly for but then you get to the wrong person no matter if it is a male or feamale person and then..yeah you got an cash desk fight(argument) about nittygrittys

the people in the supermarket stood long in line suddenly two unknown strangers started an argument about little things...and the conversation found no ending so this got the people behind the two arguers mad and was an great example for an cash desk argument

by wizzlars January 21, 2013