napkin cunt

A person folding their napkin or wiping their face.

Betty had pizza sauce on her face and she had to napkin cunt it off.

We had to napkin cunt the napkins to get ready for the dinner.

by Emma&Kate Mooresville 2k17 December 19, 2017

Butt Napkin

How a fine gent would ask his servant for toilet paper.

Hand me my butt napkins, Alfred

by Sarcia26 August 4, 2019

flappy napkin

What happens to a woman who’s skydiving in her underwear while on her period.

Wow, I had quite the flappy napkin my last jump. Next time I won’t use a pad with wings.

by Mute8s May 26, 2023

Napkin meat

When a girls got a flat ass

Hey did you you see Sarah shaking that napkin meat at the party yesterday

by NapkinMeat January 19, 2016

Plastic Napkin

An object of plastic material used as a napkin.

"hey man can you get me a plastic napkin?"

by xLoDx Kontrol June 28, 2009

urge napkin

noun. A cloth, paper towel or tissue used with the intent of cleaning up messes and various fluids as a result of being overcome by sexual desire and urges.

"When I was invited to my first boy/girl slumber party, I packed my urge napkin as a precaution."

by Uncle Kevin's Urge Napkins January 9, 2013

napkin ass

Person who only uses 4 plays in a full game of madden

I hate playing that napkin ass it's so annoying

by Gottem January 23, 2016