Willy napkin

A willy napkin is when some one ejects there jizz ( sperm ) in a tissue then some one blows there nose in it or it can be used to abuse one .

do you blow your nose in willy napkins ?

by Cgl_96 March 2, 2010

napkin cunt

A person folding their napkin or wiping their face.

Betty had pizza sauce on her face and she had to napkin cunt it off.

We had to napkin cunt the napkins to get ready for the dinner.

by Emma&Kate Mooresville 2k17 December 19, 2017

greasy napkins

When someone's someone cums or has sex on their bed and doesn't wash their sheets, they're sheets are called dirty napkins

Dave: yo bro your sheets are so stained
Steve: ye bro, I had a girl over last week, didn't wash em
Dave: o shit man, that's nasty you got sum greasy napkins

by Anusley February 19, 2017

King of the Napkin

an undisputed expert in the "back of the napkin" underwriting models.

When it comes to Real Estate, Ralph is definitely the king of the napkin.

by funatwork1 December 8, 2021

Napkin meat

When a girls got a flat ass

Hey did you you see Sarah shaking that napkin meat at the party yesterday

by NapkinMeat January 19, 2016

napkin ass

Person who only uses 4 plays in a full game of madden

I hate playing that napkin ass it's so annoying

by Gottem January 23, 2016

Clam Napkin

See "meat curtains"

"So there I was with this chick, we got home from the bar and I thought something seemed fishy about the whole situation. She had the worst clam napkins like she hadn't showered in a week and was rode hard and put away wet, and stored in salt water"

by Red delicious June 11, 2016