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scam spam

1. A deceitful spam e-mail whose sender is clearly meant to cheat you out of money and waste your time.

2. A deceitful e-mail that is clearly meant to steal your identity and empty your bank account.
1.I got another one of those Nigerian e-mails again promising me millions of dollars if I would stand in for the next of kin. Come on, that is such a scam spam.

2. My friend got a Job Opportunity spam from China if only I would send my name, phone, addresses, bank account number and a picture of himself.
If that isn't a scam spam, I don't know what is.
by Astor G. November 26, 2007
mugGet the scam spammug.

Clam scam

A cocktease but for women.
Man, that Bert's a certified clam scam
by Arthur vader July 7, 2011
mugGet the Clam scammug.

dogfood scam

1. A old school scam used by bums to get money by using a can of dog food and a can of cornbeef and hash. The can of dog food is emptied and cleaned out and the cornbeef is placed in the dogfood can. The bum then sits outside a grocery store eating from the dogfood can and is given money by strangers that think the poor bum is eating dogfood.
2. Any scam where a bum lowers himself to a unethical level, such as pretending to have no legs.
Ford: Well the car is busted and I'm out of money.
porch: I have a couple of dollars. Lets get some cornbeef and some alpo and pull the dogfood scam.
Ford: Heheh, the dogfood scam, I'll get my bum suit out of the trunk.
by Ford Lawnmower November 7, 2007
mugGet the dogfood scammug.

scamming the squirrel

Scamming the squirrel is slang for trying to coerse the opposite sex's sexual reproductive organs to have sexual intercourse with your sexual reproductive organs.

Or, for more of a vulgar definition - trying to get some pussy.
Dialogue between 2 friends:

Joey: "Matt, you scamming the squirrel?"

Matt: "Oh yea, I'm negotiating the terms right now!"
by Cut Master November 7, 2007
mugGet the scamming the squirrelmug.

The Fiji Scam

After winning his self-hosted Trio Alcatraz Tournament on November 8, 2020, Quadinaros_ Fiji and Yank split the cash prize, leading to many people calling the event "The Fiji Scam."
Guy 1: "Yo did you hear about The Fiji Scam?"
Guy 2: "Yeah bro, Quad's team had 60 kills each top 3 game."
Guy 1: "Those kids are cracked..."
by FuckYouPussylmao November 17, 2020
mugGet the The Fiji Scammug.

scamming ham

Younger men having sex with older women for money.
I just seen Derek got a corvette. He don't have a job so he must be scamming ham again.
by Rutroshaggy December 1, 2015
mugGet the scamming hammug.

Grooming Scam

When someone befriends you online, using Social Media, Skype, Emails, Or other forms of contact, to extract information from you, or Guilt you into giving them money - Close to Romance scam, but romance doesn't have to be the key interest here to scam you
Person 1: Remember Donna?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Apparently her friend Online has asked for her to give her some money
Person 2: Sounds like a grooming scam to me.
by Aluzionz November 22, 2015
mugGet the Grooming Scammug.

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