Paradise Problems

These are problems, which, if you don’t live in Paradise you don’t feel sorry for people that have them. As mywalksinparadise would say, “I know it’s freezing where many of you are at right now, so I know you won’t care, but it’s a little too hot today.”

Well folks, I’m having some paradise problems right now. It’s so sunny I can’t see my phone.

by mywalksinparadise February 21, 2023

Lelo-Problem

It’s the problem you have when everything you think is linked to something fucked up.

He likes kids a little too much. He has such a Lelo-Problem

by leftoversandwich March 8, 2022

pickle problem

when people do not like pickles. it is not a personal problem, it is a pickle problem. like what is wrong with you!

joe: “i hate pickles!”
kyle: “sounds like a pickle problem to me tbh joe”
joe: “well kyle, fuck you”

kyle: “again a pickle problem.”

by 🍆🤮🤤 April 23, 2021

nothing problem

A nothing problem is an issue that is in fact, not an issue.

Person 1: YO I just got 3k downvotes on reddit, I'm so angry, I'm gonna cry!
Person 2: Bro that's a nothing problem, you haven't paid your rent in a month, better worry about that dumbass!

by drahnoel May 17, 2023

Problem Solver

A gun, usually a revolver. Used by rappers.

"I got a problem solver, and it's name is revolver" - Dr. Dre

by Incognito Dude October 11, 2012

turkey problem

Anecdote popularized (and maybe invented) by the author and former economics professor Nassim Nicholas Taleb that shows the risk in rare but harmful events. - so called "black swans".
It goes as follows:

"A Turkey is fed for 1.000 days by a butcher. Every day confirms to the turkey (and the turkey's economics department, and it's risk management department and it's analytics department ...) that in fact the butcher loves turkeys. Every day brings more confidence to the statement. Until one day the Turkey is ripe for Thanks Giving."

Definition of "Turkey Problem": A series of events or actions enticing an unsuspecting party (Turkey; usually used to symbolize people or corporations) to be misled about the amount of risk / potential harm entailed in a transaction.

by GruntPa June 13, 2019

seafood problems

When you have crabs it is also known as having seafood problems.

That boy is scratching so hard down there, I think he has seafood problems.

by Devin September 28, 2004