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New Year's Fap

The act of masturbating seconds before the new year, and ejaculating right as the clock strikes twelve, starting the new year off perfectly.
Bob: "Dude, the new year is in 5 minutes."

Joe: "Get the tissues". "It's time for the New Year's fap."
by inconspicuous December 31, 2013
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New England Alumni

New England Alumni is a clothing company that was established in 2014. They have a preppy targeted audience and the company is run by high-school freshman.
Guy one: Did you here about New England Alumni
Guy two: Of course I am wearing one of their long sleeves right now. clothing preppy vineyard vines lobster
by The Pr3ppy one April 7, 2015
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New Old Stock

New Old Stock, or NOS for short, refers to retail items or products that are still technically brand new, but have never been sold for long periods of time. This is commonly due to newer and/or upgraded versions of the same product being released, rendering the older models obsolete. Thus, this makes them old stock. But because they're still technically brand new, unused, unsold products, they are termed "new old stock".

New old stock units are typically sold at a greatly reduced price, since most of the focus and attention is put onto selling the current models. Retailers and vendors will usually have various quantities of new old stock left over from the previous product generation cycle, and will sell them at reduced prices to clear them out in order to accommodate for newer models.
John: Whoa, got yourself a new tennis racket huh?
Brian: Yep, only cost $60.

John: Wow that's a steal! How'd you get it for so cheap?
Brian: New old stock. This particular racket model came out in 2014, so it's been replaced numerous times already with fancy newer models. I figured hey, it's still technically brand new anyway, and tennis racket technology hasn't really changed over the past few years, so why the heck not?
by DeeeFoo January 26, 2018
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new hanover highschool

Hanover ah, it’s the ultimate fucker school. You hear about that shit in the movies, well here it actually happens. You know what hanover has? It got to classic hood niggas with their Durags on, pants saggin, Jordan’s equipped 2.0 It also got them basic lil freshman thots that just be juulin all day errday. It’s one of those schools that’s 69% black and 31%white. It got em lil beaners walk-in around to. Also one day doesn’t go by without someone hotboxing bathroom,.... well fuck the whole art hallway just has a lingering stench of weed. I mean don’t get me wrong it’s a great fucking school it’s a high school dream. The school is as sweet as cream. I mean the cafeteria smells sweaty but at least our lunch lady ain’t named Betty.
Tyrell: Aye cute ma what high school u go to?

Dymond: I go to New Hanover Highschool
Tyrell: ah fuck u go to the legndary school
by Dick rider 2.0🤤😝 October 29, 2018
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New Thitipoom

(a.k.a Newwiee) a booked and busy, very cute, irresistible, lovable, a man of mathematics (man, he's the one), and unbothered person who adores cats and sweets.
How can you not love New Thitipoom
by nttshoney March 22, 2021
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New Big Hit Ent group.

New Big Hit Ent group.

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100 new trainee and vote for them for survival show program. Only 10 will debut maybe.
by syafinaz? September 15, 2023
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New England Conservatory

A music school in Boston with a slight inferiority complex (think Juilliard, Curtis). The string players, pianists, and clarinetists are the freakin' best in the country. It's acronym is NEC, obviously. It's in a wicked old building on Huntington Ave in Boston and has Jordan Hall inside, which is repeatedly called one of the best concert halls in the US.
New England Conservatory is the shit. Go to hell, Juilliard.
by zhuxx289 November 7, 2009
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