Butt Napkin

How a fine gent would ask his servant for toilet paper.

Hand me my butt napkins, Alfred

by Sarcia26 August 4, 2019

Flappy napkin

What a woman on her period experiences while skydiving in her underwear

Wow, my pad wasn’t on straight that last jump and I had quite the flappy napkin.

by Mute8s May 26, 2023

Willy napkin

A willy napkin is when some one ejects there jizz ( sperm ) in a tissue then some one blows there nose in it or it can be used to abuse one .

do you blow your nose in willy napkins ?

by Cgl_96 March 2, 2010

Napkin Shirt

A shirt that is specifically worn when there is a risk of food landing on it.

Generally characterized by being old, pit stained, with bonus points awarded for rips or tears.

Spaghetti tonight dear? I best be putting on my napkin shirt.

and

Eww - I can't believe you wore that napkin shirt to dinner with my parents!

by jiggerbigger001 April 23, 2010

napkin cunt

A person folding their napkin or wiping their face.

Betty had pizza sauce on her face and she had to napkin cunt it off.

We had to napkin cunt the napkins to get ready for the dinner.

by Emma&Kate Mooresville 2k17 December 19, 2017

flappy napkin

What happens to a woman who’s skydiving in her underwear while on her period.

Wow, I had quite the flappy napkin my last jump. Next time I won’t use a pad with wings.

by Mute8s May 26, 2023

Party Napkin

Towel, or other fabric item used to wipe a penis clean after menstrual or anal sex.

My wife's face looked like Freddy Kruger this morning because I used her pillow for my party Napkin.

by Samuelsons November 8, 2016